Hzoier (not)

I am not Hozier nor am I affiliated with Hozier in any way - this is a parody account all in good fun!

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I AM NOT HOZIER TW*TTER LEAVE ME ALONE I AM A PARODY ACCOUNT!!!

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Yes, the rumours are true.
I will be featured in the Willy Wonka Experience, so grab your tickets while you can!
Much love 🖤

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as the prophecy foretold

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I’m beyond disappointed to say that the new album cover leaked. I guess it’s no use keeping it a secret now. 420 will be out on April 4th, 2022

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And this is the super special Valentine's Day card from me to you, my beloved followers 💌

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Happy V-Day my loves!💌

Today, I bestow upon you valentine cards you can send to your loved ones (aka me)

Much love, Hzoier 🖤

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Happy Valentine’s Day, my beloveds.
Much love, Hzoier 🖤

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@foreignersgawd if George Russell does it, he can do it too! Life finds a way

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BREAKING: Hozier to join Mercedes in 2025! #F1

@Hozier
@MercedesAMGF1

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@firsttimeuknown ah there ya go! I personally think he’s just the character we need to end the Verstappen/RB streak

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Sorry folks, but due to an unprecedented self discovery I will be quitting music.

These past 10 years have been absolutely incredible, and it’s been a true joy sharing them with you.

I hope you will stick with me in my new career path.

Much love and beep beep, let’s ride 🖤

[Mother MeeMaw Marissa ✨ @datrocketboi]

“Is that?” The @HzoierNot exclusive unreal unearth eras tour design? Yes, yes it is

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Here’s a preview of what the merch will look like at the Unreal Unearth Tour!
Much love🖤 #UnrealUnearth

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Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimised by Hozier’s third studio album Unreal Unearth

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Writing Unreal Unearth like:

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my haters: “hozier doesn’t even know you! I bet there isn’t even real beef between you two!”

hozier when he saw me in the audience:

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De Selby (part 1)

(if you don’t know, you’ll understand in due time)

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De Selby (Part 2)