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Heir to the Velveeta family fortune

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

I teach auto shop at a small high school. We work on students cars, teachers cars, students parents cars and some community people cars. We only charge for parts and not labor, so we saved some people a lot of money last school year. This last school year we did 126 oil changes, 68 brake jobs, 85 alignments, 4 steering racks, 22 tune ups, 32 struts, 20 shock absorbers, 4 transfer cases, mounted and balanced 82 new tires, 4 timing chains, 15 valve cover gaskets, 14 thermostats, 4 radiators, 12 in tank fuel pumps, 8 EVAP canisters, 6 exhaust manifolds, 4 mufflers, 15 AC repairs including evacuate and recharge, 8 alternators, 22 batteries, 9 starters and so much more! Proud of those students I am!

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

I thought yall wanted politics out of sports.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This photo was taken on January 6th. Members of Congress were told to put on these escape hoods in case tear gas was deployed. Your father would be ashamed of the liar that you've become.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Need a word for the phenomenon where people think things used to be nicer because the nice things are the only things from past eras that got preserved or photographed.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

You cannot “engage in sex” with a 6 year old. They were raped.

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

This is incredible that MTG humanized Palestinians on CNN.

It’s an eternal shame on Democrats that she is showing them up on this.

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

We have school lunch debt :)

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

They still haven’t found all the missing children from the floods. Why are they more worried about Illinois than about the children in Texas?

[Cardale Jones @CJ1two]

A lot of people need to be held accountable for the slander & DEATH of Kyren Lacy. Lies, false police reports & bullshit ass “investigating” by law enforcement. Imagine if the Lacy family did not have a relentless lawyer! They would have swept the truth under the rug!

[Pushing The Limits With Brian Shapiro @TheBrianShapiro]

Jason Aldean has done more after the Charlie kirk assassination in a week than he did for over 60 people who were murdered at his concert in 8 years.

[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

If you notice a foreign tourist in a Waffle House it is your American duty to start a fist fight to ensure they get the full experience.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

In what universe does a 60 million dollar opening for an original studio movie warrant this headline?

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

The stock market is SO bad that FOX News took the ticker off of its screen for the first time in their 28 year history. Read that again.

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

Cory Booker doing a fake filibuster for 25 hours and then immediately voting with Republicans to keep sending bombs to Israel so they can keep killing civilians is peak democrat behavior

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

If you're protesting Trump but were silent about Biden’s war crimes, you're in a cult.

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

FUNERAL DIRECTOR: And with the casket, that brings the total cost to $10,009 dollars.
ME: Whoa whoa whoa hold on one second.

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

My friend Dan is still in a federal prison for cannabis

[maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back]

call me crazy but we should not be shutting down highways for pop stars. put her ass on the local bus

[Southern Catholic Worker @SouthernMarxist]

If you believe after a year that Biden is actually doing some back door negotiations cursing out Netanyahu rather than fully aiding and abetting genocide to the hilt, you are the most gullible person alive.