ALLAN

Artist🎙️ Entertainer & Music Writer ✍️ 🌎
RORA TEWO NIQQA 😡💰

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

I can’t wait to tell my friend the full story…..
RORA TEWO NIGGA🙅‍♂️😡
DROPPING SOON📍❤️

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

@Inspector_khay1 God bless you Big Bobby , you no go fall baba mi

[Bobby_Dazzler @Inspector_khay1]

Even the everyday hustle deserves a soundtrack! A little moment, a little vibe, and a taste of what’s coming.
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The journey is just getting started. Run up the snippet and show some love! ❤️
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[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

@Tasha2_16 @Samad_wurld @its_boymuller @Lhilfrosh I swear to God …..

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

I can’t wait to tell my friend the full story…..
RORA TEWO NIGGA🙅‍♂️😡
DROPPING SOON📍❤️

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

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[Kas💫 @kaswizofficial]

Sometimes, the everyday hustle comes with its own stories.

@IAMALLAN053
has something new coming, RORA TEWO NIQQA. Here's a little taste of what's on the way.

#RoraTewoNiqqa #SnippetOutNow

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

@Naijahope1 That’s just the bitter truth

[Naijahope @Naijahope1]

Work now, rest later. Your future depends on today's sacrifices.

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

@jehovah_s0n Leave that to him , he will deal with it

[Hollywood Nightmare📸💫 @Billymvn147]

CONAN O’BRIEN: Joie, I have to ask you something controversial. Three children with three famous men. Is it really love, or have you figured out a very expensive dating strategy?

JOIE CHAVIS: Conan, why are people acting like child support is a crime? If a man can afford to have children, he can afford to take care of them.

CONAN: But some people think you’re choosing celebrities because their bank accounts are just as attractive as they are.

JOIE: And what’s wrong with wanting financial security for your children? You want me to struggle when their fathers have millions?

CONAN: So you’re saying the money matters?

JOIE: Of course it matters! Love doesn’t pay school fees, buy houses, or raise children.

CONAN: Wait a minute. Are you basically saying child support is part of the attraction?

JOIE: I’m saying if you’re going to give me children, don’t give me excuses. Give me responsibility.

CONAN: That’s going to make a lot of people uncomfortable.

JOIE: Good. Maybe the men should be uncomfortable too.

CONAN: One final question. If these men weren’t celebrities and didn’t have money, would you still have chosen them?

JOIE: Conan, next question!

CONAN: I think we’ve just created about 40,000 arguments on X.

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

@MichaelMi39403 Na so dem dey start. Before you know am, she don become Head of Department for University of Bedmatics, Faculty of Attention and Affection.
Daniel, just accept your fate and collect your degree as well. 😂

[ClipsStar @MichaelMi39403]

My wife is the best in bedmatics. Yes, you read that correctly! Not Mathematics, not Economics, but BEDMATICS!

I discovered this unusual talent of hers three months after our wedding, and honestly, I'm still trying to understand how one woman can be so academically gifted in a subject that doesn't exist.

My name is Daniel, and I've been married to Linda for four years. Before we got married, Linda presented herself as a quiet, innocent, hardworking woman. She rarely argued, never showed off and always behaved like someone who had graduated with first-class honours in good manners.

But marriage introduced me to another side of her.

Linda had a degree in something I had never studied.

Every night, she approached bedtime like a professor preparing students for a practical examination. She had rules about pillows, blankets, sleeping positions and even the exact temperature of the bedroom.

One evening, I asked her why she was rearranging everything for the third time.

She looked at me and said, "Darling, marriage requires proper bedmatics. You can't just jump into bed without understanding the calculations."

I burst into laughter.

"Bedmatics? Is that even a subject?"

She smiled confidently.

"Of course! And I'm the professor."

But her greatest talent wasn't her imaginary academic qualification.

She could detect my bad mood from the way I closed the door. She knew when I needed encouragement, when I needed food and when I simply needed someone to listen.

One Saturday morning, I decided to challenge her.

I deliberately turned away from her and refused to speak.

After a few minutes, she whispered, "According to my calculations, somebody is suffering from insufficient attention."

I ignored her.

She continued, "The symptoms suggest that breakfast, affection and possibly an apology are required."

I couldn't hold my laughter.

"Professor Linda, you are becoming too powerful!"

She adjusted her pillow and replied, "Please, don't challenge a woman with a doctorate in bedmatics."

That's when I realised that marriage isn't just about finding someone to share a bed with. It's about finding someone who makes every ordinary moment special.

And if you ask me, my wife deserves a distinction!

Gentlemen, what unusual talent does your wife have that you only discovered after marriage? 😂

DISCLAIMER: This story is entirely fictional and created solely for entertainment purposes. All names, characters, places, events, and situations portrayed in this story are products of @MichaelMi39403's imagination.

[David brown Ydb 🇦🇷 @DavidYdb73793]

DAVIDO 👑 IS MY IDOLO!.

Quote with your Idolo 🙏.

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

@BuHarilife Hustle like your life depends on it 😳

[BuHarilife01🥷 @BuHarilife]

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[BuHarilife01🥷 @BuHarilife]

Even the everyday hustle deserves a soundtrack! A little moment, a little vibe, and a taste of what’s coming.
RORA TEWO NIQQA 🎶🚀
The journey is just getting started. Run up the snippet and show some love! ❤️ @IAMALLAN053
#RoraTewoNiqqa #Allan

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

@COkwute76305 Don’t stop , we keep trying my broo

[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

@Tasha2_16 I thought I was the player but she play me pass pele lol 😆

[Tasha2 @Tasha2_16]

@IAMALLAN053 Please show him lots of love on his TikTok page
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[Tasha2 @Tasha2_16]

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[ALLAN @IAMALLAN053]

@globrown4 I don’t understand ….