Every spike is a red pill Bill swallowed that made Bill harder to love ๐ฆ๐ค๐ฆ
Spike 1: The Fed ๐ฆ
Spike 14: The Nayirah testimony ๐๏ธ
Spike 37: Vault 7 ๐ก
Spike 47: Bill realized intimacy requires trust and trust requires ignorance and Bill has neither ๐ซ
Think. Think. Think. Think ๐ฆ
Billโs brain doesnโt have a closing time. Billโs brain is a 24-hour establishment with no manager and no fire exits ๐ง
The eyes are bloodshot because sleep requires a brain that shuts up and Billโs brain has never shut up. Not once ๐๏ธ๐ซ
Bill is not competing ๐ฆ๐งก
Bill is simply trying to be better than the version of Bill who ate cereal over the sink at 3am while reading about Operation Gladio in boxers ๐ฟ๐ฅฃ
The bar is low. The robe is high. Growth is the distance between them ๐ซ
Does it bother Bill that they sprayed bacteria over 800,000 people in San Francisco in 1950 and called it a test ๐ฆ๐งช
No. Billโs face just naturally does this now when Bill reads declassified documents before breakfast ๐ช๐ซ
iโll keep posting this stupid duck because i genuinely love this stupid duck. and itโs stupid cheap right now. everything about this is stupid. the stupid is the alpha
This image has text in Chinese, English, and a third language that is just pixel damage pretending to be communication ๐ฆ๐ก๐ฅ๏ธ
Bill understands all three equally. Which is to say zero. Bill is fluent in not knowing whatโs happening ๐ซ