Blaine Anderson

fruitcake re-gifting specialist, and professional awesomeness guide

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

Hello I am Blaine

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

-Blaine "Jack, why are you not wearing pants?"
-Jack "Because it is the will of Allah..."

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

Today I officially ended a speech my final highschool speech with "and all of Timothy Newcomb's people said..Amen."

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

Some people keep fish in college, some have gerbils. I will have a chicken under my bed.

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

#redthreadmovement buy bracelets at lunch this week!!

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

@Hergina89 the king is backing down from a joust against @SaraBerens1 #herg4king

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

60 followed huh..."hey Google".."what country can I take over with 60 followers?"...

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

New hobby. Mess with foreign tech support on the phone by saying "hi I'm perry NOT terry, it's spelled with a "p" as in pterodactyl"

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

Incorrectly is only spelled correctly when it is spelled incorrectly, otherwise it is spelled incorrectly

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

Dance rumbles could solve the worlds problems

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

So if you have six concussions hitting your head in frustration as it turns out is not the correct solution..

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

Life is a circle if you don't like my point you argue nothing.. circles don't have points..HA!! check and mate #winning

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Fellas, your son will grow up to be like you. And your daughter will grow up to marry a man like you. Make that a good thing. Merica.

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

When version texts you more than anyone else, telling you to stop going over your data allowance its time for a new plan #VerizonWireless

[Dwight Schrute @DwightFalse]

Who looks better blonde?

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

New life goal. End speech in cis speech with "and all of Timothy Newcomb's people said..amen." @totallyJackedup

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

@libbyvass Was it Blaine

[Blaine Anderson @IAMBLAINE10]

Jesus said to john come forth and receive eternal life, but john came fifth and got a toaster