JOE TABAURDELAIRE

IAMJOETABOR

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

PSA to check in on your fellow Swiftie friends today.

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

How do you build a loving relationship?

Bit by (comedic) bit.

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

My girlfriend is reading all my tweets to me in a child-like voice. I'm in hell. Noone should have to experience this.
Still love her tho

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

I wish the Flaming Familiar spell in Skyrim was more useful. Love the concept, but wish my hot dogs stayed around a little longer

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

Sometimes Instagram posts can have unintended consequences.

[Cher @cher]

WHERE THE FK IS BRITTNEY GRINER,& WHAT’S🇺🇸DOING 2 FREE HER⁉️SHE’S SENT 2 RUSSIAN PENAL COLONY. ITS HARD LABOR,NO MEDS,&PPL DIE‼️🇺🇸HAS NO IDEA WHERE SHE IS.
“WHAT BLEEDS LEADS”IN 🇺🇸.WILL WE LET HER DIE,BECAUSE SHE’S NO LONGER FRONT PAGE NEWS⁉️.🇺🇸HAS THE ATTEN. SPAN OF A FRUIT🪰

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

"It's a marathon, not a sprint. But I still gotta win the race." -Drake, 2017

I can't wait for tomorrow.

[Donnie Sengstack @donsengstack]

Full Article here https://t.co/4YWyjdMtU9

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

I can't wait to bring my hearing protection into TOTS.

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But gosh darnit do I LOVE Blacksburg, man :,). Just messaging people about being back is getting me so hype

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

Do you think that when I'm back in Blacksburg they will be able to smell the Charlottesville on me?

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

Emily will have words with me if I don't also say that I like Charlottesville. So let it be known, I like the Charlottesville area.

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

Looking over a design file which calls for a 69,400 square meter area of disturbance and thinking to myself...

What's an extra 20 m2?

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

Yall.
I'm going home.
I'm finally going back to Blacksburg to see the Hokies play Miami!!
LETS GOOOOOO!!
:,D

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

Leaving Emily voice-mails in my actually voice <<<< leaving her voice-mails in a fake accent/impressions 👌🤌

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

After these past two weeks I am going to dive so deep into a skyrim run.
Nothing soothes the heart like fighting fantasy racists and evil dragons. #DownWithUlfric

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

May I be blessed with the same patience that my friends show unto me when I take 2-3 buisness days to text back amen

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

These two images are gonna be seared in my mind forever

[JOE TABAURDELAIRE @IAMJOETABOR]

Bringing hearing protection to the club this past weekend was an absolute W.

No tinnitus, just earplugs and vibes.

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.