dan

i’ll be there in like 10 minutes.

[Taylor Wirth @WirthTM]

Hang it in the louvre

[MLB Jesus @MLBJesus]

Watch for my TED Talk after the season called:

“How To Talk To Your Kids About Tyler Rogers.”

[LOLKNBR @LOLKNBR]

WEBBTOBER

[MLB @MLB]

107 wins later, NL West Champs.

[dan @IAMSOUNDCHIP]

Spectacular night tonight. @porterrobinson

[McCovey Chronicles @McCoveyChron]

LaMonte Wade Jr. invented the closer position for position players

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

You're welcome, @SFGiants.

[dan @IAMSOUNDCHIP]

@AaronMarshMusic Gang of Youths - The Deepest Sighs, The Frankest Shadows

[Andrew Baggarly @extrabaggs]

Giants win 7-4. They are 90-50. Folks, you're looking at the Giants team with the best record through 140 games in San Francisco-era history.

[LOLKNBR @LOLKNBR]

Folks, it's time to have some tough conversations with your friends and family. We may be wearing the orange creamsicle jerseys in the playoffs.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Vin Diesel is short for Vehicle Identification Number Diesel

[dan @IAMSOUNDCHIP]

I haven’t tweeted in like a year and a half. I came back to twitter to talk about the fact that these jerseys are hot garbage.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

This jersey represents what we’ve always known about San Francisco, that there’s more to us than meets the eye.

#SFGiants | @nikediamond

[dan @IAMSOUNDCHIP]

“I may come off as a couple things, and I’m probably all of those.” -@alvarezderrick1

[Switchfoot @switchfoot]

13 years ago today we released Oh! Gravity!
It was a turbulent record that reflected a tumultuous time: an entire album album asking “sons of my enemies, why can’t we keep it together?” Since then, everything has changed... and yet, these songs still seem more poignant...

[Tony Tolj 🇭🇲🇭🇷🇲🇰 @TonyTolj]

31 years ago today, Sergeant Al Powell was vital in saving dozens of lives and stopping a terrorist attack while being sent to investigate a prank call at Nakatomi Plaza.

Today we remember and honour his bravery. Thank you Sgt Powell! #MerryChristmas 👍👏

[Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt]

Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ to Jesus Heist and now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go off to write the biggest movie of 2021.

[dan @IAMSOUNDCHIP]

@jscales559 Thanks man! Much love ❤️