Jalen Hurts on Lane Johnson: "As a person, I wish to see him smiling again. I wish to see him happy and at peace. That's what I sincerely wish for him. As a player...really hard to focus on considering the urgency I have to win."
Get to higher ground right now if you're in Rincon, New Mexico. The Rincon Arroyo has breached its levee near the water treatment plant and floodwaters are moving into structures, this is a flash flood emergency until 6:30 PM MDT and it's not a warning you wait out.
This video of Dolly Parton covering Stairway to Heaven is going around. Here's a higher quality version for you to enjoy. RIP to the Queen of Country and an absolute angel on Earth.
You wake up and open Draft Kings. You hammer the Pat McAfee featured parlay just like normal. You turn on ESPN and watch Pat McAfee debate AI Pat McAfee. During the 16 straight commercials you play the new McAfee album. Banger. You DoorDash the new Pat McAfee meal.
Life is good.
🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: Spain's Civil Guard chief declares the border has "TOTALLY COLLAPSED," per @BillMelugin_
THOUSANDS of military-aged African men have poured over the border in the past several hours.
This is because Spain just gave AMNESTY to illegals. All amnesty does is ENCOURAGE more illegal immigration.