The greatest celebration in world football.
Pioneered by a man who
Doesn’t cheat opponents.
Doesn’t defraud opposition,
Doesn’t rely on help from referees,
Doesn’t pretend to be humble.
Beyond one generation,
Beyond just football,
Beyond just one man,
SIUUUUUUUUUUU!
Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.
The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.
Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!
Stop wearing clothes when you're cooking for your husband if the children are not around and he's at home.
He'll come to peep at you at the kitchen.
As you're stirring that meal, your bumbum will be wiggling.
He'll come from behind to eat the cook before what was cooked.
End.