IAN

THEY/THEM ⁂ WORD WEASEL ⁂ GAME GREMLIN ⁂ MASC APOLOGIST ⁂ @SWEETHEARTSQUAD MASCOT ⁂ WORLD'S GREATEST TWEETSPERSON

[IAN @IANMART1N]

admitting now that my @club_domino game is WHERE IN THE WORD IS FARMING SANDY EGGO?, a short pseudo-edutainment game about thievery and the deterioration of language for the sake of profit.

Link in the replies.

[IAN @IANMART1N]

@ColinMylrea hey assassination nation was great. but im glad i did not bother to watch s3 euphoria it sounds nightmare-ish

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

This guy was at the top of his game sucking off strangers in the park. Taylor Swift would never do something like this for her fans.

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

Bro check out this CRAZY open world rpg where there’s no goal and you start off incredibly weak. Theres DRUGS lmao! Bro, Sseth reviewed it. did I mention how open ended it is? It’s like a real world! No end goal, there are like three things you can do and none of them are fun

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

No one is so pedantic that they cannot be won over with some well-judged whimsy

[IAN @IANMART1N]

facts are a type of meme that help you find the right in-group

[audrey @phlegmme]

Latte art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I’ve been working on a new App for Trolls and Haters.. What cha think???

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

awesome

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

either everything’s a joke or nothing is. or some things are

[kat @giordkat]

how to love yourself when you’re chopped, bad at everything, and fundamentally not human in the same way as other people

[IAN @IANMART1N]

congrats dan hentschel for securing a role in the new Hellraiser video game

[Jab 🍉 @jab50yen]

Youtube poop sentence

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My boss caught me crying to Joanna newsom at work and she struck me

[Mo @fruitpibble]

i get a little gay off that diet soda

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Whenever I'm watching porn, i can't help but think — some people probably get off to this stuff

[IAN @IANMART1N]

@dabhardgetrich dota can teach you a lot about interacting with kids

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything