Homer Sexual

Atheist, veteran, Cynical AF.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

LGBTQ+ rights are human rights. Period.

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@JoeMyGod But he will be the minority. And we know how that feels.

Hopeless.

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@JoeMyGod I thought she was Pro-Life. I guess @GovernorKayIvey is Pro-Forced Birth.

She obviously doesn't give a shit about us when we are dying by her hands.

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@Stop_Trump20 A fool and his money are soon parted.

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Where is @VP? Is she still alive?

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@IvankaTrump Fuck you trash.

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@realDonaldTrump Call Obama incompent again you pussy ass bitch.

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@mallen2010 You are retarded. Please leave the country. Nobody likes you.

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@McNicollb Brian, you are a dumbass. You make me ashamed to be a veteran.

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@benshapiro You are calling someone stupid?

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@JoyAnnReid I love you so very much.

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@BIGLOSERBAND I just added "Harvey's Last Wish" "Persistent Heart" "Pessimist, For Real" and "Denouement" to my 2020 playlist.

Finally, a band that gets me. #newfan

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@JoeMyGod Yep. We are ready to reopen.

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@ALGOP Hard pass.

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In honor of @survivorcbs series finale tonight I am watching all of my favorite clips of the show on You Tube on a loop.

Since I am turning 50 tomorrow, I will finally be submitting my application to play the game which I have watched for 40 seasons.

#TeamTony

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@TeaPainUSA Is there a Clorox branded drinking cup? I would buy one of those.

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@CU5TAR0 I am totally in love with "The Min Min Lights." #newfan

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@hopewaidley I feel you. Your song, "Wonder" is delicately beautiful. #newfan

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FACTS:

05/08/2020 - 9221 Cases / 375 Dead
05/19/2020 - 9567 Cases / 388 Dead
05/10/2020 - 9777 Cases / 393 Dead
05/11/2020 - 10,009 Cases / 401 Dead
05/12/2020 - 10,310 Cases / 429 Dead

I thought we were supposed to reopen when the cases went down. @GovernorKayIvey. @ALGOP

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@morgfair @OleanderNectar Truth hurts.