We’re supposed to believe there are actually two basketball teams—-one called the Hawks and one called the Hawkeyes. That’s a huge stretch even for Jack Smith
kinda crazy that one of my biggest worries about THE ODYSSEY was the hyper-modern language and “ten years on this fucking beach, let’s go home” ended up landing like a sledgehammer
you should not leave your newlywed wife to embark on a dangerous journey to finalize the sale of an abandoned manor to a suspiciously eager transylvanian noble
Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried
This. Is fucking genius. Was going to the party for the prem but my daughter was so affected by the film we had to drive home. This is why we do film? Yes. Exactly this.
@NosferatuFilm
The Gore Verbinski Pirates of the Caribbean movies work because they have that old Spielberg magic, which is to say, they mostly have the tone of kids’ movies but then they’ll open with a young child being hanged by the neck until dead