JB Armstrong

Handle almost says it all...I Am Almost Funny. Cocky Catholic. Sportsaholic. ENFP. Type 2. Treated for Lyme Disease during Corona Pandemic.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

.@VonMiller's diamonds are bussin. 💎

@HamlinIsland | @GEICO

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

Family First. 🫶🏾💕

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@mcalabretta21 @CoolHockey What'd you get? I'm open to trades!

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

My first mystery box jersey is a Montreal Canadiens Home Red, featuring Center Nick Suzuki #14 size 52. #chmysterybox @CoolHockey

[Gamecock Hockey @CockHockey]

We’re giving away a custom Cock Hockey ‘State Pride’ Jersey!!

RULES to enter:

Retweet this tweet
Reply and tag 3 friends
Follow Cock Hockey
That’s it.

Contest will run until April 18th at 11:59

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

Not surprised Garny scored the first @Capitals goal after my free LASIK. And fitting that he was player of the game, too! Thanks @GarnetHathaway and @edowdc! Made my Garny-inspired lobstah rolls taste that much better!

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@Capitals Almost a year later and I'm celebrating this goal! Got "What is Love?" stuck in my head and I'm lined up for LASIK on Friday because of it!

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@mattdiamond1016 The Avs are repping the Nordiques in a very similar manner today, so yes.

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@tylerduchaine @maxduchaine @JeffGordonWeb @DuPont_News @adidashockey Needs more ads.. haha jk. This jersey concept is amazing!

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@JoshHyber @Fanatics Won't let me DM you, but this tweet is the internet nugget I've been searching for my whole life.

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@MrGooie @RishSeth @NFLFantasy On the first play.

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@reisner_steven @deionbranch84 Leave Julian Edelman as a punt returner, and place Deion in at receiver. Solved.

[Todd Summers @ToddSummers7]

Went through the sports archives and found a shot of Chadwick Boseman knocking down a 3-point shot for T.L. Hanna back in 1995. Smooth stroke for sure.
Who knew then, what he would go on to become.
He will be missed.
@WSPA7

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@GamecockEquip How would one acquire a Yankee Grey Carolina jersey?

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@GoatJerseys @UniWatch @PhilHecken Was Willie Wilson the ballplayer known for playing with a lollipop in his mouth? Or is that another former Royals player?

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

@UniWatch @MLB @Fanatics Of course today I tweeted before reading the blog! Had I seen it, Paul, I would've shared YOUR ARTICLE.

Still, amazing stuff. These Healthcare workers need all the help they can get. Kudos to big businesses stepping up.

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

What an innovative idea! I've been 100% behind distilleries making hand sanitizer, but these masks and gowns out of jersey material are just as incredible. @MLB @UniWatch @Fanatics https://t.co/yopBavbI4Y

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

Some lite & timely reading during this #Coronacation. Thanks to @cjbsc for the recommendation. #TheFederalistPapers are free for Kindle download (and pair nicely with the Hamilton Soundtrack)!

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

.@IAmAlmostFunny is back on Twitter after a long hiatus.

One of my most memorable twitter-relationships was with @ChickfilA5Pts during my time at @UofSC. I hope my new local @CFASevenCorners is as receptive to my love. #JBJSpecial #BananaPuddingMilkshakes #Bringbackthecoleslaw

[JB Armstrong @IAmAlmostFunny]

I was prepared to practice social distancing & eat my @Chickfila sandwich by myself in a corner, but @CFASevenCorners beat me to it. My car ended up serving as my dining room, probably for the best. #SociallyDistantSpirituallyClose