In other news. I had surgery a couple days ago. Gallbladder is no more. I've already been pushing myself past my limits. I need someone to swat me with a rolled up magazine. Granted, everything i shouldn't have been doing has been for other people. So. Who would?
I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.
@egoraptor This also speaks to the degrading literacy rate in the country because no one can recognize hyperbole or exaggeration or sarcasm and they just believe you're that person. And thats the only version of you. Just this one dimensional grumpy gamer dude with loud thoughts.
@TraditionSarah@iWomansplainer@fridababy I have worked with over 60 babies now and I'll tell ya, bicycles hardly ever do the trick. And yes, i tell myself every time that I'm not doing it right, just to look up videos and find that I was.
MAJOR BREAKING: The two agents who murdered Alex Jeffrey Pretti have been identified:
Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43
CBP officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35
Make them famous.
So they gave Trump some fake intel just to see if he would give it to Putin and he gave it to him right away. Now European countries won’t share intelligence with us.