Nothing forms a bond like a common enemy. For my dog and my 2yo it's the vacuum. They've never been closer than when they're plotting to destroy the Dyson.
The truth is, the mean girls from your high school did not peak at sixteen. They married rich and are now mommy instagramers with the words Jesus Saves somewhere in their bio.
How come everyone in LAβs lawn isnβt as brown as mine? We are in a drought people. Your lawn should look like it belongs to a dilapidated mansion where the ghost of an adult posing as an orphan murdered a bunch of college kids on spring break.
My son has never seen commercials until today and fully thinks they're part of the show. He's waiting for Scrubbing Bubbles Grime Fighter to join Paw Patrol on a mission.
Creator 1: I don't get it, how do they not know they're living in a simulation? We made Donald Trump president, for god's sake.
Creator 2: I know, make him try to buy things with a horse.