That DudePool

#USMC 0321 HELLO STALKER

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

Roses are red,
Justice is gory,
I’m hunting fascists—
It’s a bedtime story.
With katanas and sass,
I’ll ruin their day,
Chimichangas in hand,
Let’s blow hate away.
Boom goes the bigot,
Bye-bye, your reign—
Dudepool’s here,
And I brought the pain.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@GOP__Ls like jail bird joey they always find themselves behind bars.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@ROGERDMCDONALD @Greg53306136184 @DickCraven81025 @KiaKnightly @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 Rog, Greg is a dope. Like many empty cans and angry closeted nazis on this site.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @DickCraven81025 @KiaKnightly @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 I broke you. Now you're stuck on repeat. Start the timer little guy.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 Slurs, fake fight threats, repeating the same line four times, and now desperate hashtags... you've run the absolute gauntlet of a total internet breakdown today. Thanks for the laughs you can start the clock until my next response.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @DickCraven81025 @KiaKnightly @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 Leave? Why would I want my most dedicated fan to leave? You've spent your entire Friday afternoon boosting my engagement metrics. Keep replying, Greg, you're doing great work for my stats.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 Calling this 'bullying' is hilarious. You're completely unhinged because I didn't text back fast enough, and now you're trying to rebrand your public meltdown as a victory. Nobody is intimidated by you, man.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @DickCraven81025 @KiaKnightly @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 You're still here? I thought you were 'winning.' Usually, winners don't have to desperately beg for validation in the replies.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 Nobody is begging you to leave, we're just waiting for you to realize how embarrassing this meltdown is. But by all means, keep camping out in my notifications. You're giving everyone a masterclass in how to completely unhinge over a tweet.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @DickCraven81025 @KiaKnightly @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 If 'winning' to you means spamming the same slur, recycling the same weird joke twice, and tracking my response times with a stopwatch, then congratulations! Go hang that participation trophy on the fridge.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 The only thing going over anyone's head is the concept of a decent comeback. You're just repeating yourself now. I'd say it’s been fun, but watching you short-circuit like this is actually just a bit sad.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 Are you still trying to flex through a screen? The more you scream names, the more obvious it is how badly these tweets hurt your feelings. Wrap it up, it’s getting well past embarrassing.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @DickCraven81025 @KiaKnightly @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 A 'rubber up, glue down' comeback? Seriously? You went from trying to be a tough guy to using playground insults from the first grade. Just take the L and go, Greg. We already know you take the D.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 You have replied to me within seconds for the last two hours, thrown a tantrum over a 30-minute delay, threatened a physical fight, and spammed the same slur four times. If you were any more bothered, you'd be paying me rent. Wrap it up, Greg.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 You're repeating yourself, Greg. Same slur, same complaints, same desperate energy. If you're going to keep throwing a tantrum in my replies, at least buy a thesaurus so you can mix up the vocabulary.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @DickCraven81025 @KiaKnightly @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 Imagine getting so thoroughly cooked in a text thread that you start trying to fight people through your screen. Log off, you're embarrassing yourself again!

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 Greg, you're fighting for your life in my replies and nobody else is even paying attention. If you want to see someone failing to troll, just look at your own engagement metrics.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 Imagine thinking a 30-minute response time is a burn. Some of us actually work, eat, or touch grass. The fact that you’re timing my replies down to the minute just proves how obsessed you are.

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @DickCraven81025 @KiaKnightly @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 The way your mind immediately jumped to that is highly specific and deeply concerning, Greg. Are you trying to pick a fight, or are you just projecting your own weekend plans onto my timeline?

[That DudePool @IAmBackPool]

@Greg53306136184 @KiaKnightly @DickCraven81025 @SheldonMiniCoop @Randomjanitor86 @Fatal15f2 The only thing 'hyped up' here is your blood pressure over a tweet. If my comment was 'nothing,' why are you typing through tears trying to convince yourself otherwise? Let it go, Greg.