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Amateur comic | Professional drunk | Part-time word whittler | #beer

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Not super impressed by this live action #BeautyAndBeast

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@DanBilzerian Bilzerian All the Right Places

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Hard to find good #swordfighting pants.

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I need him in my life. #oohyeah #thisisholo https://t.co/L4cikEM0tr

[8i @8iReality]

We out here flexin'. Last chance to roll through and hang with us at #gdc17! Find us in the South Hall. #thisisholo

[Nardwuar @nardwuar]

With @LifeOfDesiigner at @sxsw in Austin, Texas! Doot doo!

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Trade you? #nudes #WednesdayWisdom

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My grandma claims her cookies are "out of this world." I'm not buying it. Can you set her straight? #askNASA

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R.I.P Winslow #thewalkingdead #twd

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Me trying not to catch feelings. #thewalkingdead #TWD

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#DemolitionMan

[The Burque Slasher @mosh13505]

Me trying to check fantasy football scores on the ESPN app

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So is that wax figure of Taylor Swift like available to purchase? #AskingForAfriend #FAMOUS #KanyeWest

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Truth + Dope 💩 = #Kanye

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That old dude has the worst treehouse. #GameofThrones

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I would buy a #Tesla right now if it came with an @Ludacris mode. #Truthbomb

[Jon Swaine @jonswaine]

Ted Cruz ends campaign by accidentally hitting, elbowing his wife in the face

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Her toothless friend just came in. They pointed at each other and repeated "Whaphf upfh wipfh phu?" #meth #MyDayInLA

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Currently at the laundrymat getting stares from a toothless meth head; either this is love or I'm about to get stabbed. #meth #notevenonce

[Ro Will @RAW_SPK]

This is really Charlie Murphy on the floor after a game of basketball with Prince. The internet remains undefeated.

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If #TopGun2 has Goose's son, would his name be Geese? #showerthoughts