Beth

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

I have virtually already forgotten Priya and Brett #loveisland2021 #loveislanduk

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

“So we’re over. Shall we take a selfie?” ☹️😕🤳 I don’t get why that just happened. #loveisland2021 #LoveIslandUK

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

Dramatically going to sit outside the villa is precisely what someone who was doing this all for TV would do... #LoveIslandUK #loveisland2021

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

Matthew with his popcorn like 😂🍿🤣🍿😁🍿😆🍿 #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

Wait...did she get her shoes back though?! Yet another cliffhanger 🙄 #LoveIslandUK #loveisland2021

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

Me pretending to be shocked every time Toby changes his mind #LoveIslandUK

[Laura @fairycakes]

HERMES:

Our driver is currently delivering parcel #: 3

You are parcel #: 74

There are 71 stops before your delivery

(I go out for 10 minutes)

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU???? FFS!!!! WE’VE TAKEN IT TO OUR DEPOT 32 MILES AWAY - PLEASE BRING A LOCK OF YOUR ANCESTORS HAIR AS ID

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

@NaomiWalker91 So many people are being mean about her but I just feel so sad for her!

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

“Why is my life so difficult?” says the man on a bloody 8 week holiday with catering all done for him and nothing to do but relax. Wow, that sounds really tough on you, hun. Jesus Christ. Give me strength 😂 #LoveIsland

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

@NaomiWalker91 I was talking to someone about spearmint polos literally yesterday and wondered if they still existed!!

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

@alistairmoger

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

Think I must be the only person in the UK who thinks Ariana Grande songs are absolute trash 🗑

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

@alistairmoger 😂 Actually want to smash up my tv if I hear someone say it one more time

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

What’s this ‘brexit’ thing I’ve heard a few people talking about?

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

Why do I really excitedly check my payslip every month when I get paid the exact same amount every time, down to the exact same 34p at the end? 😂

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

Probably the only person in the UK who gets anxiety about it being the weekend 🙈 Everyone is with their families having a nice time and I hate going places with just me and the kids because it’s too busy and I’m scared I’ll lose them 😭

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

@alistairmoger 😂😂 sorry - to be fair I didn’t actually say any names, it could be either of the women, so I reckon you’ll be OK! Just prepare for the ending to be one of the worst bits of TV you’ve ever seen.

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

Did I accidentally tune into Scooby Doo during the last 5 minutes of Cheat?! The villain suddenly confessing all in the last few minutes in a long monologue literally took me right back #Cheat #scoobydoo #whichonewasiwatching

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

@_melissagrace And yeah, ones that don’t cost £7 for about 2g of chocolate 😂

[Beth @IAmBethhh]

@_melissagrace Also if they would do fun Easter eggs for my kids and not just ones in really plain boxes that would be fab too 🙃