Andrew Bortnick

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@JohnBummit From London man?

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Hey @Support what’s going on here? Why am I being taken to an ad I didn’t click on and even watching through doesn’t get me to the vid I clicked on?

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@MandelaFace Is literally everything progressives don’t like a result of colonization now? You lose on issues that aren’t real. Say what you mean, “allow people to transition without being harassed”, “have more gender-neutral bathrooms for inclusivity” and leave the colonizer bullshit out.

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Nearly unwatchable how frequently college sports cut to commercial. The last 8 minutes has been 6.5 minutes of ads. No joke.

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@CultureCrave @moviemakermag In the wise words of Nick Mullen “you got owned, you don’t get to tell the story”

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@NYJ_Matt 🫡 thank you sir

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@PFF_Sam Refs union plant

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@JCaporoso It’s been 15 games since beating the Patriots. It’s been 2933 days. I’ll take picking two picks later. Beat the fucking Patriots today.

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@RGIII What do you mean man? The season is over. Throw a mannequin back there and get the final games over with. It doesn’t matter.

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Fire Hackett. Tank the season.

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@Ellison_utes Don’t be mad at Troy for pointing out Zach Wilson is a bad QB. He’s a man with eyes last night like the rest of us.

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@BarstoolBigCat Seasonal

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@adt1189 Objectively worse product

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Not going to replay on that Longoria jumping catch double play until after ads is nasty business

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@Willpa11 Because that is fake… 8 TDs and 3 INTs over 4 games averaging 230 yards per game. 1 Rush TD as well. 2 TDs and 230 yards a game is sort of almost 3 and 300 but also a poor way to describe it.

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Toe -> Heel with your back to the end of the end zone is actually the worst rule in football. Which way you are facing should be no factor in determining a catch wtf.

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@bykevinclark Romo?

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@KevinMKruse Nice one dude. This
is a recycled joke about 2 years past it’s expiration date. On a potential career ending injury of a hall of famer.

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The jokes have been tired for at least 5 months y’all. Cannot take it today. #jets

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@PFF_Brad Please let the Achilles be ok if there is anything holy.

That said maybe drop a call for Minshew? Nick Foles in shape?