Business Mens

In the universe of the BUSINESS MENS There are only business men. There are only coffee and cigarettes. There are only big money. There are only huge stocks

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Profits stop at nothing! Good work Ben.

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I hate to bother you @john but it looks like you should get back to it!

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I S T H I S A L L T H E R E I S T O B U S I N E S S ?

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Well, it would appear that @sam is not ready for the upcoming financial year,
are you!?

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Welcome back to the next Quarterly Annual Seasonal Summer Net Turnover Conference! But make sure when you attend you are BBR!

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This is what we want to see @Jim! Last in the office is a badge of honor! Even if your vital fluids are at a C R I T I C A L level!

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Steady on you sexy bastard @Jerry! Due to your hard work and diligence, you have won this month's 2% off sushi tokens! Great work!

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Better get that quarterly analysis done @Bill!

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Good idea Timothy J. Bennoldson! Always a good idea to keep the M I N D thorouhgly detoxed with a steady doese of C O F F E E™ Keep getting those files on my desk by noon, Big Boy!

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It's is a competititive world out they're. You better B I T E first or risk getting B I T T E N!!1!!

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Stop the fucking clocks! Jimbo is here with some spreadsheets that are hot off the press, great work!

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Woah there Jimmy! Don't get too sentimental. The best Business B00bs in t h e g a m e reach the top with a steady diet of Cold Hard Objectivity™ and ciggies.

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Woah, slow down there with the philosophy th ere Big Boy! Don't you know thinking is for hippies and frealoders onnly?

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Uh oh... Looks like Harvey's noticed something's up with the latest sales pitch. Best to avoid rapid inflation of the gross net profit margin cross-sales revenue bracket, according to him.

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WooHoo! The businessmens broke their quarterly sales evaluation and are now allowed to communicate with the outside world! Good job guys!

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Harvey "Hotshot" McHarroldson Jnr. rolling into work at 4am on the dot, no sleep required, only big money, big nootropics, big productivity and a severe lack of vital bodily fluids. Keep up the good work, Henry, maybe a promotion to senior number cruncher is in order next quarter

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Whoops! Looks like Geoff is going to get in trouble!

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@smileyranger1 We are B A C C to trade stocks HOLD TIGHT

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Push Push Push Sir.Jones is really pushing for yung Jimmy to do well this quarter with some impromptu training!