Corgii

dog code

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

One day Joe will realize that the loudest Pokemon fans on the internet are unemployed or children and therefore their lives center around colorful monster game speculation

The update is going to come out in less than a day, and people are already complaining about it.

???????

[Joe Merrick @JoeMerrick]

Why are people acting like Mega Raichu X and Mega Raichu Y are going to be the only new things added in the Pokémon Champions update and new regulation tomorrow?

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@coors_merchant The W key is not close enough to N for this typo

...oh

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@coors_merchant Imagine getting that many people to write in the guy from Fresh Prince as a joke 🙄🙄🙄

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

What happens in Vegas stays in the record books!

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@_bigounce @VonteBlegit Remember when Trev was an MVP nominee and CJ was meme of the month

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

All I'm saying is Mamdani is 1 for 1 in winning the NBA Finals

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@DNVR_Rockies @kgh23 The second Sullivan to take the bump this season.

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

Qrt'ing this for the next time he says something like "I'm going to rain hellfire the likes of which humanity has never seen upon them" next week

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump says negotiations with Iran negotiations are "pretty much wrapped up."

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@DGambler1836 @Rockies How quick did we get it back and win?

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

Are we sure he was talking about the economy

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning?

Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

SpaceX cafeteria worker watching their shares fall from $135 to $3.50 during the great financial crash of 2026

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: SpaceX's IPO is expected to create 4,000 new millionaires, including some cafeteria workers whose compensation packages include employee stock options, per Bloomberg.

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

Sometimes it feels like Nintendo forgot about the SNES with these directs :/

[🥞 @neferpi2]

so are they just no longer releasing anything cool on the first switch

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@LisaDNews Spineless.

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@DNVRSaez @DNVR_Rockies When he goes yard tonight, don't be surprised.

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

The best part of this tweet is that anyone who lives in Wisconsin knows they're talking about Sheboygan

[Beaverboy⚾🥭🦫🦬 @Brynsbeaver]

Ppl from Wisconsin be like "I'm from Sheboingboing"

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

final announcement of summer game fest: something literally everyone knew was coming

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@MyNameBenny @noinconsistency Did you know self-reported wiener sizes are consistently far larger than when reported by a third party

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@joebob120 @BDSpenc Troll accounts used to be funny, man

[Corgii @iamcorgii]

@joebob120 @BDSpenc "I have a higher IQ than you" in bio