Scott Darroch

Fuck Team Spirit! Thomas Cairns is a bellchief.

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The hype is a lie, I didn't get stabbed in Dundee! Although I might be pregnant...

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#NickMercer tonight! Exciting shit!

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Samsung having no emojis really bugs my happiness.

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@TheTamponnn gaaaaaaay

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£32 on my coupon... I sense an oncoming addiction

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Treat women politely and gain benefits from employment #whitepeople slang

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My first trip to the bookies is going well so far

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If Top Gear had never been created, I genuinely have no idea what I would do with my time...

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Cheryl Coles bum tattoo is magic

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@thomasakaobama can you afford to be picky!;)

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@thomasakaobama buy a moped

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@thomasakaobama at least you didn't hit a fucking deer or something!

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@thomasakaobama feel for you bud. These little things happen!

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@Bexxxxx__ I wouldn't watch the fluorescent adolescence by the arctic monkeys video then...

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@iainbroown09 I need a good look at these!

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It's wild how alcohol changes folk

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And wierd

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Last night was fun

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@JeremyClarkson i thought you should see this