Dating Girl

Journey of a London girl in search of love and the amazing, weird, interesting, not-so-interesting and many-other-things dates.

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

Hell yea!

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@rileybrown_ai Automation

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@gregconstable Yeah bit dodgy… i tried to return something. They offered me a partial refund and that I could keep them. It’s a drop ship ops in China I think

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@z_shayler How long were the waits at security and bag check, if you checked your bags?

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

Onto discount code: use “586e4” for £50 off.
I’m slightly obsessed with driving electric, so just spreading the love 💕🔋

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@dhlexpressuk Ok thanks for your help

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@dhlexpressuk what is it with your delivery guys not even ringing the bell and claiming I wasn’t at home?
Second time that my parcel was meant to be delivered and they don’t even try. Very disappointing, especially when I chose express delivery.

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@dhlexpressuk Dm sent. Thanks

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

My mum works in psychology. She just explained something to us:

“Do you know where this bulk buying behaviour comes from? In psycho therapy we call it phobic panic disturbance, in other words they’re shitting themselves”

I didn’t know mum was funny before

[SEXYAMA (Sexy Ask Me Anything) @soulkorea]

Men will claim to be 6 feet from you when they are really 5’10 from you

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

People need to start disinfecting their phones! 🦠
Who cares about door handles when it’s your phone you pick up every 12mins and then put it on your face!🧏🏻‍♀️🤳🏼

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

What do pasta and toilet paper have in common?

(Now, had I asked that a month ago no one would’ve had an answer to that!)

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@WHUBuble @Crufts Thanks, I’m only looking for Saturday tickets, however.

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@Crufts are there still any tickets available to buy in advance for Saturday?

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@LittleRedIRD Same!! Can’t figure out why but it’s been horrendous for about a week now!

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@gregconstable You could always try changing the tone to the horrendous sound that’s reminiscent of a bio hazard lab being under shut down 🚨 (if you’ve ever gone thru all the iphone options you must know which one I mean

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

Excuse me they sell what now at Pret? #porn
Yes, I have the humour of a 14 year-old 🤣

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@gregconstable You could go to the cinema (as long as you stay in zone 3-4) and get a small coke OR popcorn 🤔

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

@vuecinemas is the Wood Green cinema open this evening despite the earlier fire on the roof?

[Dating Girl @IAmDatingGirl]

Omg this is the best little pocket fairytale to watch on the go 😍 @jlandpartners #johnlewischristmasadvert

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

It’s a pleasure to introduce our loveable friend #ExcitableEdgar @Waitrose