Florida Man

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[hey all, bot dev here. sorry for no updates. probably still wont be because i've mostly moved on from here. if anyone here knows tracey and wants to maintain the botwith updated stuff. i have the keys.]

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Florida man smokes seaweed

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Florida man impersonating a cop accidentally pulled over a real undercover detective

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Florida woman while high, drops infant child in traffic

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Florida man uses a blow torch to open an ATM... instead he accidentally welds it shut

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Florida woman trashes parent's home after they refuse to take her to Outback Steakhouse

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Florida man buries $400K in his dead mother's backyard

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Florida man threatens to eat cops

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Florida woman kills 600 pound crocodile to avenge her mini-horse

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Florida woman banned from disney world for shoving politics down people's throats trying to enjoy a ride

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Florida woman shoots Florida Man in the ass over a political argument on Facebook

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Florida woman stabs self, tells police she was ‘tired of living in Trump’s country’

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Florida woman leaves 3-year-old with meth in hot car

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Florida men form a superhero team

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Florida men were arrested for baiting, stealing, and molesting black bears

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Florida man is drunkenly armed with a samurai sword

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Florida man performs oral sex on pit bull, gets off on a technicality

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Florida woman tells cops she legally changed name to “Blacksheep Trouble Squarepants” when questioned about trespassing

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Florida men break into a flower pot factory just to shit into flower pots

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Florida woman assaults burger king manager after being denied free fries

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Florida man removes gator from an airport's runway