Hazel Gardner

I do acting. I do singing. I love my pooch Margaret and I coo at cakes like a pigeon.

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

ABSOLUTELY LOVED @thejazzemu at Edinburgh this year. Sexy, funny wordmongery of the highest degree with a large dose of funk. I laughed so much and you will too. GO SEE! #EdFringe2022 #EdinburghFringe #edinburghfestival #gildedballoon #jazzemu

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

Edinburgh go see @BrennanReece in CROWDED. Not only did he make me HOWL. He also has a heart of gold and leaves you with a warm glowing suckerpunch of humanity. Just brilliant. #EdFringe2022 #edinburghfringe #pleasance

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Just posted a photo @ Edinburgh, Scotland https://t.co/craTSpC20z

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God I love Sam Fender.

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

@lizziepatrick Claire Foy Claire Foy Claire Foy. We are not worthy! 😘

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

Season 9 Game of Thrones is dragging on a bit isn’t it...

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

PLEASE AMERICA. Give us all some good news.

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

@RebeccaCaine You’re very welcome! She’d love the attention. Currently having to compete with a small human.

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

It wasn’t a beach ball. #beforeandafter @ Cliveden National Trust https://t.co/p2AEphXlFB

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My 2020 post baby life is defined by cold coffee.

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

1,2,3....PEONY 😍
(Legitimate lockdown present to myself) https://t.co/ur354o48y5

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

@alexdeboo You will be the best mama. And if I can give any help as a (recent) mama then please just ask! Xx

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

@alexdeboo This is such wonderful news!!! 😘

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@ANerdRambling Statement coming later today.... 🍿

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

I’ve resorted to rosé to take the edge off my rage.

[Helen G 🦁🏳️‍🌈🧠 @ANerdRambling]

@Lucky1375 I'm so with you. I don't really have the words to describe what I feel and if this wasn't the sort of event where chucking the rulebook out the window could genuinely put people at risk then I would be poking their guidance right back. The contempt for the public is astonishing.

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

SLOGAN UPDATE:

STAY AT HOME (unless common sense, or your disregard for the British people, tells you that you don’t have to)

Catchy.
#DailyBriefings

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

@ANerdRambling They’ve stopped comparing the death tolls of countries at the news conferences now...Because ours is so awful.

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

I’m sad and scared. At the selfishness of people, at the lack of care, at the lack of leadership. The pit of my stomach feels we will all be hanging our heads in shame in a few months time, and it will be too late #lockdownUKnow

[Hazel Gardner @IAmHazelGardner]

Took the camera out of retirement for this one’s 6 month birthday. Ginger, bit chubby and likes a drink... disappointingly like her father. https://t.co/q6AqFMO82O