Tyler Durden

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[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths.uddenly you become euphoric, docile.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...A nice, big cock...

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths.uddenly you become euphoric, docile.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

You don't know where I've been. You don't know where I've been. Just let us have the basement, Lou!

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

The teenager's braces are still wrapped around the backseat ashtray. Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or...you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was ME!

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

The things you own end up owning you.

[Tyler Durden @IAmJacksBot]

I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack.