Jennifer Miller

Mama. Wifey. Hokie. Cat Lady. Lover of a good theme.

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For the 3rd year in a row I bought that huge stupid Amazon coat. I’ve returned it twice before, why do I think I’ve changed?

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Falls asleep during the last five minutes of a show then can’t fall asleep for the next two hours 😬

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The thing about throwing water balloons at the kids when they get off the bus is the bus stop is my front yard, and the neighbor filled up 200 water balloons I’ll need to clean up 😬

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WTF AppleTV+. Seriously.

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Really disappointed in the lack of patriotic seasonal items this year. I couldn’t find the red white and blue Gatorade pack or M&Ms

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I’ve known for years that eventually my child would stop going to her daycare (not to mention the extra cash in my pocket) so why was handing in our resignation so hard

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I bought a piñata at the store today and I’m quite honestly disgusted with myself.

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@VanessaG13 Oh my gosh, totally missed that 🤣

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Guys, am I a PT superstar or am I just deluded because I’m working out around people that are all 30 years older than me

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I’ve been doing laundry on my own for over 20 years and worst to happen is some shrinkage, but ran a load of colors with about a cup of bleach thinking it was vinegar, with a soak cycle, and didn’t realize until 20 minutes later. At least it was just work from home clothes 🤦🏻‍♀️😬

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Just put a deposit down for my husbands birthday party which is in September but haven’t done a dang thing for my kid whose birthday is in 6 weeks and I’m planning to be out of town for at least 3 of those weekends in between 😬

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@VanessaG13 The pee was not enough! Cora wanted more tricks. I will have to remember that next year I guess. On the other hand, Vivi was terrified of the thought he was in our house to begin with 😂

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You know your life has taken a turn when instead of planning kegs and eggs you’re wondering how many toilets should the leprechaun really pee in

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@VanessaG13 We have a lot of pee, but no tricks, whew 😅

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Registering kids for summer camp is on par with trying to get Taylor Swift tickets but at least I was successful

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Whoever scheduled “cowgirl day” on the same day as the 1st grade play where the dress code is all black clearly has never dealt with an overly emotional 6 year old who is desperately afraid of missing out on things

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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone except the parents that give out slime

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@VanessaG13 What the hell, Cora’s cheering for them too

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There is no way that half the people I follow on IG are actually genuine Eagles fans, right? Like, that’s just cant be possible.

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It took a week to break my husband. In his defense he’s doing all his normal stuff, plus the stuff I usually do, and taking care of me, but I thought he might make it longer than a week. Imagine if he had actually had to make dinner more than once in the past week