Jordan McGee

I love to eat food.

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

FYI Don't FLY with @SpiritAirlines because they are incompetent, untrustworthy, and unorganized. I don't blame their pilots for this strike.

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

@dustyredmon what is news..?

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

Well...@CookOut_1989 you let me down. This is the opposite of a "big" double burger. Time to rethink my burger spot..

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

I'm tryna eat a lemon. Sup.

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

Today I've pooped in Nashville and Los Angles.

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

Dear Nashville trains and sucky jam bands all making noise together outside my window at 1:24 a.m. Plz shut up forever I hate you.

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

This exists. Let the world know...
Lester Lester - The Songwriting Process http://t.co/E0D8lD5mFe

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

I'm glad I couldn't start my car at the Z Mart so I could see the guy with a python!

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

@ChadBarela very good of you. Your zo perfect

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

Currently Walmart bathroom battling...I'm losing 😔

[Angela Wooten @crayongela]

I guess if I were a train conductor i'd blast the horn incessantly too.

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

THE EMBER DAYS DID IT! THEIR KICKSTARTER IS FUNDED OVER AND ABOVE!

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

From my butt, I can see your house.

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

Do you ever just drive in your car and say tomato sandwich?

[Jason Kollar / Westernmind @Westernmind_JK]

drum hang w/ @IAmJordanMcGee today 👊

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

Everybody poops, ya know?

[Rebecca Cicione @RebeccaCicione]

We haz fun. @IAmJordanMcGee

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

It wasn't just a bad dream, I actually did buy a Mackelmore song in my sleep last night.

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

@Stan_Lake thanks bradaaaa!

[Jordan McGee @IAmJordanMcGee]

@jordan you're welcome