The Bassist

Sharp as a tack. But in the sense that I’m not smart, just a prick | they/them

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Why are you saddened by the death of a racist homophobe genocide advocate? This is exactly why nobody takes Democrats seriously

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones.

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

I just want to say that Metallica fans are the most boring people in the world. Absolutely zero interest or appreciation for the vast world of heavy music that isn’t Metallica

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Checked into this account again for the first time in months and immediately remembering why I’ve taken the time away

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Despite everything the algorithm knows about me, Twitter has really been pushing fascist US propaganda onto my timeline

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Nobody will grieve you when it’s your time

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Let’s see who grieves for that garbage.

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

This is how they respond to murdering dozens of children in a school. Truly evil people with no shot at redemption

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

@SenFettermanPA Do you feel good about selling out your constituents for the interests of Israel?

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Right out of the IDF playbook
Step 1: attack first
Step 2: play victim

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

Israel has the right to defend itself.

[Kellen Goff 🔜 Halloween X-SPO @kellengoff]

good boy, now staaaaay... do not stand...

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

This is actually such a good representation of what NYC cops already do

[₵Ɽ₳Ⱬ�� ₣ @crazyf247365]

@iAnonPatriot When you’re getting robbed.
“They threw snowballs at us last time let them figure it out”

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

It’s that time before the show where all the guys crowd around and critique the opening band’s guitar pedal board

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Perfect example for how the right stands for absolutely nothing. Immigrants only make America great when it benefits you huh? The rest of the time they’re good for nothing freeloaders that don’t deserve the privilege of being in the country

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

CONGRATULATIONS to Alysa Liu, OLYMPIC CHAMPION!! @TeamUSA 🏆🇺🇸

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Somebody call Logan Paul! They actually took his idea and made a gen 1 remake! What a legend

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

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Pokémon FireRed and Pokémon LeafGreen confirmed for Nintendo Switch!
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These download-exclusive titles will be available after the #PokemonDay Presents presentation which begins Friday, February 27, 2026, at 6AM PST. #PokemonFRLG

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

How nice! You brought him tinder for his fireplace AND toilet paper

[Lizzy Savetsky @LizzySavetsky]

Just a little neighborly gift for Spike Lee 🫶

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Palestinian children held up a sign that thanked Kyrie Irving for his support of Palestine

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Elon Musk says he’s gonna build a city on Mars and he can’t even keep Twitter up and running

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

I need Spike Lee to have a very serious conversation with LeBron

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

@GiornoBlue We gotta raise the standard on that word

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Taylor Swift is not an artist. She is a farmer of numbers and a gross display of capitalist greed

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

These Opalite remixes are getting 12s across the board (yes, even from Kam). 👏💿 Collect all four CDs, each with a remix by Chris Lake, BUNT., Skream, or Ely Oaks! Available for 48 hours or while supplies last at https://t.co/rery4NTILA

[The Bassist @IAmJordanParker]

Facebook is such a wasteland of fascist dog whistles and embarrassing AI usage and twitter sure isn’t far behind