Keith Johnson

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[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

Me trying to find friends on Tik Tok.

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

@coinbubblesETH Read the change log yourself. This isn’t true at all. It only affects a particular implementation (LanceDB). Too many agents writing summaries of releases for clicks. I’ve seen this at least four times.

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

@DryfitVenables @MattGalatzan @HookEm_Sports Maybe next year OU can finally get a Cotton Bowl TD

[princess diana @diamoore_]

former food pantry worker🙋🏾‍♀️ a lot of you have never seen the look on a mother’s after you told her you don’t have a cake/mix to give for her child’s birthday. not sure if y’all forgot but these people are human beings

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

@SD4RFKJr24 @PopulismUpdates That’s Waffle House not Denny’s.

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

@RichardHanania It's the perfect example of Trumpism because it's not about illegal immigration it's about too much dark skin in this country. They're saying it out loud. We should listen.

[Jamon @jamonholmgren]

Me reviewing your pull request

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

making a list of all yall who ever responded to a long text with "K"

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

Can normal every day people make diss tracks

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

Lady at the airport bar wouldn’t move her purse off the barstool til I asked. Been eating at me.

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

Don’t look at it it hurts. They didn’t make that up.

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

@mtdzen @SobonBet @JeremiahDJohns $4 from Wal-Mart. No preservatives, good macronutrients. Less sodium than any restaurant meal. High fiber and protein. Low sugar. It's the first listing under frozen individual meals.

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

Finally found something breaking my twitter silence for

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

conservative logic is weird, if you’re a groomer why would you go through all the work it takes to live as a trans person in a transphobic society when you can just become a priest and the most gullible adults on earth will just hand you their children on a silver platter

[Patrick Turley @patrickaturley]

I move that we change the name of the "United States" to "AAAAAA United States" so it shows up at the top of dropdown lists where you have to select your country.

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

@stuartsaysstop That’s what makes it so magical

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

Does this still work

[Keith Johnson @IAmKeithJohnson]

Knocking on someone's door in the middle of the day to sell them something is so aggressively intrusive you almost gotta respect it.