Kelly Kapoor

Kelly Fierce, just the girl next door that's super hot, totally a diva, and super hot.

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Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because u know I'm priceless. As Paula once said about being an Idol judge, no one can replace me.

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.@IAmErinHannon If I were still on Myspace you’d be in my permanent top 8. Don’t ever change, unless it’s to be popular.

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ATTENTION DUNDER MIFFLIN: BREAKING NEWS!!! I’m moving 2 Ohio w/Ravi. I’ll miss u all almost as much as you’ll miss me ;(

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Everyone makes mistakes, which is great cause that makes it pretty easy to blame yours on other ppl

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Michelle Obama is great at talking AND she wears adorable outfits. It’s like we’re the same person!!

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Can we add more Ryan Gosling to politics?

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The only things certain in life are death and Kelly Kapoor's popularity.

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I know I have a boyfriend, but I think it’s kind of rude for my crushes to post pics with other girls.

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So apparently stores don’t like it when u try to improve the outfits on the mannequins.

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Totally think the pic of Lincoln on the 5 dollar bill should be replaced w/the Fab Five cuz they are MONEY!

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Having the Olympics in London is such a good idea!! I hope the winners get the crown jewels and the losers have to eat the food.

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Someday I’ll totally be that mom who fits into all her daughter’s clothes.

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OMG, TomKat’s divorce came quicker than my Amazon Prime order!!!

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Spying on convos at the mall, but it’s all super boring so I guess I’ll just listen to Erin…

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Happy Birthday, Prince William! You don’t look a day over sexy.

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So lame when I overhear ppl not talking about me

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RT if you wanna be one of Miley’s bridesmaids!!!!

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FYI @Beyonce, I'd babysit Blue Ivy practically* for free!! (*VIP concert tix and/or one of everything from the House of Deréon)

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Whenever I say I’m not picking sides – duh, you know I’m lying.

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The trick to getting away with everything is pretty much just dressing well.