have a kinish

Keeping my pimp hand strong since the 1990's.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

When the Springboks return, I'm going to make Bryan a-banner.

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

"@LuckoftheDraw86: Me: you got the stuff?
Dealer: [opens trench coat to reveal eight hours of uninterrupted sleep]
Me: nice... nice."

[. @desean_laszlo]

Work hard, wait for pay day, buy KFC, get in a taxi then open it... Let them smell your success

[pixts @pixts]

marc schulze

[Ceba Wam @Yonesfak]

I am so funny. IDC. I'm kak funny.

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

I will eat this Caramello slab all by mah selffff.

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

Just cuddling with myself since my boy is playing FIFA with my older brother. #ImFine 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

Wonder if you're bending over backwards for someone else.

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

Always wanting to wear minimum make-up then see my reflection when I'm out and look like pure kaaak.

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

Forever craving a new tat.

[JACOB JERALD-Link in bio 😛 @JacobJeraldVip]

Please stop it 😳 RT if you agree.

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

"@uhnocasey: Shh, I'm watching Empire"

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

How do I politely tell someone my kitten is cuter than theirs?

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

Southpaw and Focus are 2 of the best movies I've seen in a while.

[RollmanInOz @Rollmaninoz]

*Caterpillar marriage therapy*

Wife: he's not the man I married

Husband flying around room: I'm the same on the inside Karen!!!

[RollmanInOz @Rollmaninoz]

Daddy theres a monster under my bed!
No darling they’re inside you.You won’t find them till you’re older.They’ll haunt you forever.Goodnight

[have a kinish @IAmKinny]

"@Rollmaninoz: *Now with 50 percent less fat*

Me: ooooh *buys two*"