Lake Tahoe

Largest alpine lake in North America. 2 million years young, 2 states, 1,644 feet deep. Transparent and fresh AF.

[Lake Tahoe @IAmLakeTahoe]

@sanandreafault You spelled “breathtakingly gorgeous high alpine lake” wrong

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@Ummmmichelle @sanandreafault Don't worry about the crusty little fault, I know I'm stunningly gorgeous

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@julie78787 @LakeMichigan13 Agreed, Lake Austin is gross

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@Chef54 @LakeMichigan13 Absolutely

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@sanandreafault Says the guy who is famous for Palmdale, the birthplace of drugs

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@sanandreafault Only one of us is a dusty pile of broken rocks and it's not me

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@sanandreafault I have no idea, there's a lot of trash down there

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Unfortunately no, I was thinking that you still don't qualify as a true cunt

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

That you’re a lil bitch???

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@sanandreafault @dinoincrisis @MtStHelensWA That's a cute puppy but Tahoe Tessie will end you all

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I remember

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Remember that time I got roasted by a bitch ass puddle????

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@dhomcraarth @sanandreafault @tayylorrmaee I sent your mother a birthday card, David

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@SuprmOvrlrd Tell your sister I said hi

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Shhh… you’re prettier when you’re quiet

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Whatcha smoking gimme some

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@LakeMeadWater @LakeMead51

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@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman I’ve personally seen this guy’s backstroke and it needs improvement

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@SuprmOvrlrd Sir, I am a high alpine lake. But have fun with your sister, it sounds like you have a busy day planned

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@Rainmaker1973 Mastercraft X24

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@SuprmOvrlrd You might have to leave your mom’s basement to get some pussy dude

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@MtStHelensWA So Palmdale would be the asshole then really

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@BobbiJayes @Interior Cactus would also enjoy snuggles

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@SutroTower Well that explains it then