BP

Trolling religious nuts all day

[BP @IAmLasher]

I just pooped... A lot. This is what twitter is for; right?

[BP @IAmLasher]

Heeeere we go! http://t.co/jFmJw1vBng

[BP @IAmLasher]

@K__J8 the devil's trickery!

[BP @IAmLasher]

@JorgeRentas :D gonna get weird son

[BP @IAmLasher]

I'm getting some great jokes out of my workplace sensitivity training lmao http://t.co/OztN65pvot

[BP @IAmLasher]

My work car is in a bad mood today http://t.co/dQKd8BrfFk

[BP @IAmLasher]

Is it wrong that this makes me laugh uncontrollably? http://t.co/zc8tnP9EBH

[BP @IAmLasher]

@krisjohnson92 this made my day lmao

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it.

[BP @IAmLasher]

@rickygervais saw this on Reddit today #brilliant http://t.co/OvBzeWTAu7

[Shaun Ramirez @SuperShaunTendo]

@fuckcarin @kumailn reading carin's bio I'm positive this person is building a bomb in their basement

[JorgeRentas @JorgeRentas]

Yea girl. Tattoo your neck, you trashy bitch >=P

[BP @IAmLasher]

@JorgeRentas preach brotha

[JorgeRentas @JorgeRentas]

The more we get, the less satisfied we are

[BP @IAmLasher]

@rickygervais somewhere out of my price range..

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

They should make a combination e-cigarette/bluetooth and call it a “Butthole™.”

[Kal Penn @kalpenn]

The best sign in New York!
Cc: @govchristie amirite?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd that for many people, the less data that support their beliefs the more ardently they'll defend them, even w/ their lives

[BP @IAmLasher]

@danieltosh too bad CC is referring to it as the season finale haha

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Putting "SMH" as in "shake my head" in a tweet is a sure fire way to get me to assume that you're a dumb dumb.