Lisa Salinas

Christian. Married. Not a real Libertarian. Dog mom. Native Hoosier. ✝️🇺🇸

[Lisa Salinas @IAmLisaSalinas]

@AbbakarAffan As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

[Lisa Salinas @IAmLisaSalinas]

@Number_1spartan @BEG_two I'm so sorry. 💔

[Horace The Space Cowboy @HoraceCowboy]

Hey there everyone. Daddy took me out & I was faced with a dilemma. I found tasty stickage & a golf ball. I couldn’t carry both so had to make a choice. Daddy came to the rescue. He had my stickage. I took the ball - phew! Have a great day & remember to stay safe. Big love🥰🐾

[Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree]

The next 250 patriots who order from Humming Meadow dot com will receive a massive America250 x Humming Meadow sticker in addition to the normal sticker we throw in!

Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🇺🇸 🐝

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

PREGNANCY Q & A:

Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he or she finishes college.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're heavier than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: And your question is?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means nothing to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week.
When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kid is in college.

[Lisa Salinas @IAmLisaSalinas]

@shawn_p_lyons 💩💩💩

[𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗲- Lawn Potato TM @Penny_Lane_Pup]

Monroe is officially adopted!

She is such a pawmazing girl! Her new family is so wonderful and we are so happy fur all of dem!

[blue @bluewmist]

My husband just told our son, who was picking on his little sister, "it is your job as a future man to listen and respect people's boundaries. You will often be bigger than others and it is unkind to use your size against them. She said stop. You will stop."
I've never heard another man, at least in my family, say anything like that
I hope we raise good humans.

[Lisa Salinas @IAmLisaSalinas]

@TuckerPoodleMA I am so sorry for your loss. 💔

[MissBella @missybellarose]

I’ve come to my marina this afternoon to have a smidgeon of something tasty. I hope all my pals have a great Thursday 💕🐾💕

[Lisa Salinas @IAmLisaSalinas]

@boxer_sacha There's nothing like a boxer furnace sweating you off the edge of the bed. 🥰

[Dr Mollie James @molsjames]

You are allowed to get a second opinion.
You are allowed to ask for your own lab results.
You are allowed to say 'I want to understand before I consent.'

Nobody hands you that power.

Take it.

[Lisa Salinas @IAmLisaSalinas]

Look at those cute little wiggly tails. 😍

[Lola Patolla @LolaPatolla]

Mama Daisy & her puppies 🌼

[Lisa Salinas @IAmLisaSalinas]

@LolaPatolla She's a good mommy. 🥰

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Huge W

[Lisa Salinas @IAmLisaSalinas]

@ShadowLakeDog 🤭

[Barnacre Alpacas @BarnacreAlpacas]

Good morning Freedom

[Bertie Lakeland @bertie_lakeland]

Good evening everyone from the …… Gate ❤️❤️❤️