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PREGNANCY Q & A:
Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he or she finishes college.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're heavier than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: And your question is?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means nothing to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week.
When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kid is in college.
My husband just told our son, who was picking on his little sister, "it is your job as a future man to listen and respect people's boundaries. You will often be bigger than others and it is unkind to use your size against them. She said stop. You will stop."
I've never heard another man, at least in my family, say anything like that
I hope we raise good humans.
You are allowed to get a second opinion.
You are allowed to ask for your own lab results.
You are allowed to say 'I want to understand before I consent.'
Nobody hands you that power.
Take it.