Cool Guy

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Man i just wanna go FLEX

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

Dude no offense but I am freaking nutting right now ( ◠‿◠ )

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

@AreejRodrigo_ Birthday shoutout to my baby

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

Guys we made it to five followers. That's MORE THAN DOUBLE what we had just TWO MONTHS AGO. You guys fucking rock. Shout out to all my fans!

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

@AreejRodrigo_ Smells pretty good right

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

The current political uprising of post modern neomarxists is leading society down a path of socialism and globalization of all cultures

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

They call me Carter the Farter

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

I am back to grace twitter with my heavenly presence. Btw I just farted

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

I just got a new 120 star PB! 1:38:55! I forgot to record though. God damn it!

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

@AreejRodrigo_ It's my birthday soon and I would really appreciate a birthday shoutout!! :)

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

Guys I might be a huge sellout, but i just want to say #MILKIS is the best softdrink ever!

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

You know what?
I don't.
#RAINBOW

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

I am so HYPED for SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY!!! #ODYSSEY #MARIOMARIO #LUIGIMARIO

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

Old macdonald had a farm #farmville2countryescape

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

I got my IQ tested and the result was the same age as me, 35. Pretty cool, huh? I'm going to apply to Mensa later this year. #mensa

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

Let's count to five. Ready? #one #two #three #four #six
Oh I fucked that up

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

HOLY shit I can't move anything other than my hands

[Cool Guy @IAmMisterCool]

Oh my GOD I'm getting DOWN to the WACKY BEAT!!