I love how Easter is on April Fools this year because Jesus pulled the ultimate April Fools joke
โYโall thought I was dead hahaha nope April Fools I have risenโ
lol twitter has kids knowing schoolโs cancelled the afternoon of the day before tbt to when they used to make us wait until like 5 AM to hear our answering machines blaring HELLO, THIS THE HONEYWELL INSTANT ALERT SYSTEM. DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER
My momโs family has ZERO chill when it comes to playing the lottery. They still play my exes birthdays, our license plate numbers, addresses....got a whole strategy.