not cory

i still believe in dragons. SEND IT TO DARRELL!

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

I made my daughter laugh so hard that she threw up. It’s my life’s greatest accomplishment.

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

🐐🐐🐐

[Iowa Women's Basketball @IowaWBB]

🙌🙌🙌

@caitlinclark22 x #Hawkeyes

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

@PMTsportsbiz I don’t think the guys know how toilet paper works. Don’t let them gas light you, you’re right.

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

“Can’t believe the Packers scored a touchdown there. Should have kneed it with 10:30 left in the 4th quarter. Show some class!” - Arthur Smith, probably.

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

Live look at Jerry Jones leaving his box after the game

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

Me on my way to illegally stream the Chiefs/Dolphins game tonight because I refuse to let the NFL bully us into paying for Peacock to watch the game.

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

If I had DK Metcalf’s body I wouldn’t own a single shirt.

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Pete Carroll knew how to welcome DK Metcalf to the @Seahawks

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

I pray to god that the Wild Card game that is exclusively on Peacock is the lowest viewed football game of all time.

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

Grown men who get mad about getting the score run up on them in a professional sport are the absolute worst.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Holy shit… ARTIE SMITH

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

You know what’s cool about college football? They play every game on Saturday for the entire season, but then for the National Championship they are like “nah, let’s play this on a Monday night”.

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

Tell her to shut up before we get Monica on her again.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Jen Shah with a message 👀 #RHOSLC

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

Monica going after Jen Shah with the troll account and taking the other girls down along the way #RHOSLC

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

Monica after saying “I don’t think Reality Von Tease was a bad thing, I think scamming elderly people out of millions of dollars is a bad thing.” #RHOSLC

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

The girls asking Monica if she ran the troll account #RHOSLC

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

When Monica was trolling everyone but she also exposed Jen Shah #RHOSLC

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

Jalen Milroe in the Alabama locker room after the Rose Bowl loss

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

These are things I needed to know before I bet on Alabama.

[ESPN @espn]

J.J. McCarthy appeared to be meditating and grounding in bare feet pregame 👀

#CFBPlayoff | @PatMcAfeeShow

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

I’m happy for both of them. I really am. I would have liked to ring in the new year with a fantasy football championship but someone only got me 4 points. Really happy for them though!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce ringing in the new year with a kiss.

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

I’m treating the @PopTartsBowl like the Super Bowl next year. Going to call off work and have a big party. Will be the event of the year.

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

Guys, I officially feel old on the internet. I don’t know what this meme means, who this person is, why it’s funny. It just keeps popping up. I don’t even know what to search to figure it out. I think it might be time to retire.

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

How I’m walking into my house after leaving my wife alone with a toddler and newborn because I had to go back to work.