Quark X. Press

Hello, my name is QuarkXPress, and I will not rest until every designer has pulled every hair out of their collective heads.

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I just realized that telling someone that you're taking a "Crash Course in #QuarkXPress" is redundant. #QuarkSucksIsAlsoRedundant

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Hidden camera footage of a #QuarkXPress user trying to save a PDF: http://t.co/FRL2VjlN

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And now, a message from Grumpy Cat

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Another day, another empty Quark Rescue Folder. #SaltInTheWound

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Found a site that lists out all of the things #QuarkXPress does better than #InDesign: http://t.co/UZwykUk0

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How to perform a QuarkXPress exorcism: http://t.co/N8eP1b77 #ICastYouOutUncleanSpirit

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Any day now. Aaaaannnny day. http://t.co/ubaWekcQ #OhNoIMustHaveUsedADropShadow

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Will anyone actually use this? http://t.co/zlTkqHjQ
Darth Vader has the correct answer: http://t.co/wAbXzuD8

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Looks like Quark's trying to regain market share. RT @realdanlyons Harvard geneticist wants to bring back Neandertals. http://t.co/MmENWWvz

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What denial sounds like (I'm looking at you, Antonia62): http://t.co/C9ONRy1A #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp

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Hey, #Quark, 1989 just called. It's for you.

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Will #InDesign follow #Quark's footsteps? http://t.co/SO9CbedP #NeverGonnaHappen

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@RagingTBolt Would have been hard, considering #Twitter didn't even exist 10 years ago! #AlwaysADayLateAndADollarShort

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@AJBrewin Drop shadows, like PDF export, artboard resizing, and font management, are like kryptonite to #Quark.

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#ItsFunnyBecauseNoOneUsesMe

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If #Quark Made... #GodHelpUsAll

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FTFY.

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Pepperidge Farm Remembers http://t.co/QlolRSuJ

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I'd outline the benefits of #Quark but I can't create outlines in #Quark. #PlusTheresNoBenefits

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It all makes sense now. #SadButTrue