Ramble

I’m the browner part of @rantramblepod. I enjoy coffee before you speak to me. Humor is a second language. Live tweeting during our podcast. 100% not serious.

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@boneshaker @patchingcracks @Southern_Server @ByronsShade

What’s your worst work horror story?

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@IAmRantPod Well you where naked

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I don’t hate a lot of things, but social media is def one of them.

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I do not understand how people jog with their earbuds and keep them in. That crap is sorcery.

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I decided to let my wife foster a cat until she finds a home. Well look like we are getting a cat.

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@YaelSpeaks I’ve never had hemroids ...so there is that.

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While I ugly cried, she stunned the world with her beauty. I will never derserve her, but I will always be thankful for her.

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@tnecifelaMssiM 😂 if I didn’t, you would have.

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One month ago I was ugly crying as my bride walked down the isle.

1 month down, about 720 to go 😂

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@IAmRantPod @Southern_Server

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@YaelSpeaks Meetings are where businesses grow.

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Was the recipient of a “pay it forward” today. Made my already crappy morning a little better.

Thank you random person.

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My boss told me this week, my job isn’t to be in the office, it’s to be in students lives. And if that means I take them to water parks, or just grabbing coffee, I’m doing my job.

#LoveMyJob

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So I’m scrolling through Facebook and an add pops up stating it needs “male testers for male products”. So naturally I read the comments. These are some of the best replies I have ever seen from a company 😂😂😂

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Reasons to live: #Zombieland2 has been confirmed.

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@IAmRantPod And that is beautiful.

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Beautiful morning in AZ.

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I haven’t been sleeping good plus I wake up at 6am no matter what. So I bought this expensive pillow to help sleep better and longer.

Well now I sleep so good my body tells me to get up at 4am...

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Woke up, did the dishes, took the trash out, started laundry, brushed the dog, started dinner in the crockpot, and now I feel as if I could take a nap.

When the hell did I get so old...?

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Since being married #humpday has taken on a whole new meaning.