Rich Cévin

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

In order to build the wall u must start with the mulch #bigpitchforkmeansbigdick #dirt #spadayafter #bugsarepoor #PlanetEarth #DavidBeckham

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Hate to say I told u so - actually no I love it - told u peasants! daddy's in charge now good job America u did the right thing #buildit #🤑

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

See you all soon #fatwallet #fatsandwich #imtheking #TrumpTower #illbuyoutjudys #ivyleague #prettyricky #handymanroomie #hairychest #secksi

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Although my room is a medium sized box w mystery puke in the closet its nice to see thru the eyes of my maids #broomcloset #oven #Stillrich

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Once the locals clear out the patio in the courtyard, I will enjoy after class cocktails. #urnotinvited #fuckupayme #beaners #gatedcommunity

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

If ur wondering what will happen 2 the penniless women that infested my floor last year-dont. They r poor & unimportant #roasted #doiknowu

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

However, we will be sharing a house with four other white males. We will have to be sneaky #puma #sexpanther #pasttheborder #hammy

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Here is some devastating news: billy the babe& I will not be sharing a room this year. Dont fret only a set of stairs separates us #tip #toe

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

I purchased a desk, a lamp, the New York Yankees, diamond encrusted shower shoes, a shark cage, and plenty of shot posters for my new room 💸

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

I spent my summer days laying out on naked beaches trying to turn my chest hair a godly gold #itworked #rumpelstiltskin #seagullsrpoor

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Just to clear things up: I don't have a peasant job. I was simply showing them how it's done. They r lazy & poor #nodicks #muchsports

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Hello peasants hope u all had a decent summer since mine was absolutely fantastic. Packing up the palace for round 2. #mymaidispackingnotme

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Happy Father's Day! Please adopt me. @realDonaldTrump #dad #daddy #father #notpadre

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

@em_isabellee all animals, especially the poor ones, classify as rodents. How much money do you make? Not enough to be challenging me #roast

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

There is an insane amount of monkeys here grabbing me, attempting to pickpocket. Even the rodents here r poor #theirfault #getajob #stepoff

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Here it's illegal 2 mock the royals so I am protected from mockery from the haters: Hillary supporters, beaners, roomies ex-lovers &peasants

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

@IAmRichCevin "I'm rich, a bit of a bitch, a type of witch, but still rich dnt forget that. Vote for trump." #hairy #bear #furrychest #pube

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Although the thianese question the amount of hair on my body I can only tell them the truth:

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

The thailandian ppl here are somewhat respectful. They bow to me and my beautiful blue eyes as they should. #getonurknees #iwillRKOyou #fuk

[Rich Cévin @IAmRichCevin]

Half a world away from my palace & roomie I have prayed to this chubby Buddha for there to be decent food here that won't make me ill #fart