Kirbs

Free Hugs. 🤗🤗🤗 my tweets are my own opinion and do not reflect those of my employer.

[Kirbs @IAmSamurai3]

Current state of affairs:

Eating a pop tart so I can pop my lexapro with an energy drink.

I’m fine. Everything is fine.

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Hot take that probably won’t happen: the @Rangers are going to win out the rest of September, overtake the West, and go on to win the World Series for the second year in a row.

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Oh to be a cow
Out in a pasture mooing
Nothing but pure bliss

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@mastersdisc That’s an insult to bacon bits and raccoons.

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How dare I call Mac and Cheese by its full government name Macaroni and Cheese!!! The three year old will let you know it’s Mac and Cheese

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@CountryGal493 Howdy!

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@mastersdisc 250-275

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Dirk Nowitzki

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Gun to the back of your head, name a NBA player without the letter "A" in their name…

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@abigail_gilliam I’m excited for after the break. In think we’re gonna go on an absolute monster run.

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I hate getting stuck behind a duo in disc golf who refuses to let you play through.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

3 days until the #HRDerby comes to Arlington!

Repost for a chance to win this custom Adolis Home Run Derby bat. 👀

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Brb…

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Blue Bell announces their newest ice cream flavor, Cookies ’n Cream Cheesecake

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$PinkP00f could definitely use some to get out of debt. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@HoopMixOnly For legal reasons THIS IS A JOKE

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@HoopMixOnly Getting Creamed Team

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@mastersdisc Longhorn by Mint Discs out of Austin, Tx.

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The fact I’m just now getting my first sip of a @drpepper is a CRIME!

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Divinity

[🥀the, @mrpoetics]

oh you’re a poet?

express everything that exists in one word

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@pediatricnursey Shark. Best vacuum I have ever owned