Kimani_Njuguna

Electrical Engineer. Writer. Raconteur.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

i hate how social media makes people forget that life has stages. it's normal to be broke, to have broke friends or partners and yes it's even normal to be unemployed at times. these are phases we all go through.

some people are lucky enough to find good jobs at a young age and afford a certain lifestyle. others take longer and that's perfectly okay. we need to stop comparing ourselves and start accepting our journey. i just want all of us to be at peace with where we are in life while still working and striving for better.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

if he doesn't win a noble peace prize I'm losing it

[blue @bluewmist]

i just read a post that said "life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuckkkkk

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Nimeuza JKIA
Nimeuza KPA
Nimeuza Kenya pipeline
Nimeuza health data
Nimeuza KICC
Nikauza mpaka data ya E-citizen
Nimeuza ID na passport kwa foreigners na RSF
I will give you immunity in Kenya

Kuna yenye sijataja?

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

🚨 MISSING CHILD ALERT **KINDLY HELP CIRCULATE
Please help us find this child. He is non-verbal and was last seen wearing:
Brown trousers 🔹 Blue striped T-shirt 🔹 Blue Crocs last seen rolex centre

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Team building kidogo hapa kwa site.

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[Ben @TheKimilu]

Nikikumbuka generation wealth inaaanza na Mimi ,nararua simiti na
meno huku site

[Wambui @_fwambui]

You always tweet like a whore.

[Kye @GxldSociety]

You can tell when somebody has genuinely worked on themselves. Their energy feels calmer.

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 @norman254KE]

Kenyan men are very funny creatures, One minute he can't afford Chapo dondo at a local kibandaski. The next minute anapiga deal moja unamwona na Mercedes. Never outwrite a Kenyan man.

[Collins o. @CollinsOmo30163]

This is the cost breakdown of This 3 Bedroom house with executive finishes.
* FOUNDATION – KSh 845,695
1. Excavation – KSh 33,390
2. Hardcore – KSh 49,200
3. Blinding – KSh 12,000
4. Anti-termite Treatment – KSh 7,250
5. Blinding Under Strip Footings – KSh 26,720
6. Strip Footings – KSh 198,240
7. 150mm Ground Floor Slab – KSh 198,240
8. Column Footings – KSh 30,240
9. Foundation Columns – KSh 6,560
10. Formwork – KSh 14,875
11. BRC Mesh – KSh 48,000
12. Foundation Walling – KSh 184,200
13. Damp Proof Course (DPC) – KSh 17,500
14. Damp Proof Membrane (DPM) – KSh 12,000
15. 12mm Rendering to Plinth Walls – KSh 7,280
* SUPERSTRUCTURE – KSh 908,940
1. Premium Natural Dressed Stones – KSh 102,000
2. 9" × 9" Machine-Cut Stones – KSh 182,000
3. Cement and Sand for Walling – KSh 92,880
4. Hoop Iron – KSh 84,000
5. Concrete for Columns, Beams and Stairs – KSh 102,160
6. Formwork for Beams, Slab and Stairs – KSh 88,000
7. High Tensile Reinforcement Bars – KSh 257,900
* ROOFING & CEILING – KSh 1,040,550
1. 3m Versatile Roofing Sheets – KSh 308,000
2. Ridge Caps, Valleys and Barge Box – KSh 46,900
3. Cypress Fascia and Barge Boards – KSh 23,400
4. PVC Eaves Soffit – KSh 26,400
5. Roofing Screws – KSh 25,000
6. General Nails – KSh 14,300
7. Gypsum Ceiling (All Rooms) – KSh 192,000
8. King Posts– KSh 24,750
9. Brandering – KSh 54,000
10. Trusses – KSh 161,500
11. Purlins – KSh 67,500
12. Ceiling Joists – KSh 51,700
13. Wall Plate – KSh 28,600
14. Bracing – KSh 16,500
* DOORS – KSh 110,500
1. Steel Doors – KSh 35,000
2. Flush Doors – KSh 32,000
3. Solid Door – KSh 25,000
4. Door Frames and Screws – KSh 18,500
* WINDOWS & STEEL GRILLS – KSh 419,000
1. Heavy Duty Steel Windows – KSh 304,000
2. Steel Grills – KSh 115,000
* FITTINGS – KSh 270,700
1. Drawers – KSh 32,400
2. Wardrobes – KSh 45,000
3. Kitchen Cabinets and Drawers – KSh 36,500
4. Brass Butt Hinges – KSh 10,000
by omae reagan

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

In your 20s you'll get a chance to go out on Friday and come back by Sunday take it seriously!!

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Speaking from experience, it’s the absolute ghetto and it’s expensive AF😭. Half my salary used to go towards buying drinking water 😭

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Thank you South Africans 😂🤣

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Excessive consumption of public funds is harmful to your health

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Mmezidi sasa ...😂