Simon 🥞

Chronically ill aspiring aspirer 🫡 Entertainment and other nonsense poster. Most active on the other app 🦋 #MECFS #pwME 🇮🇪

[codename unknown autistic girl @SUPERBLOWFLY]

did charles lee have nothing better to do rather than beefing with little children in the forest

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[🏳️‍⚧️Hazel-Bee Writes a Manifesto @MukkyWaffle]

on Plundr, the pirate dating app, accidentally swiped starboard on a siren :/

[ambrosia 𓄧 @S1LNTHLL]

someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

😭

[Draw and Talk @tyler_c_world]

What sucks about the Assassins Creed franchise is that I always felt like the story was leading us to a finale where we'd play as Desmond in modern day.

Like. I wanted that so bad.

Jumping skyscrapers. Parkour through traffic. Epic gun play and espionage.

What a waste...

[bug girl @buggirl]

many would be horrified by how quickly and often i reach the max of 500 open tabs at once in my search browser. but that’s just the price u pay to be a real fun fact enjoyer like me

[Simon 🥞 @IAmSimonColton]

Very ironic from the "clean your room" guy to be living in literal decades of mold slowly driving him insane

[Simon 🥞 @IAmSimonColton]

What if all that mold exposure between them combines Jordan Peterson and JK Rowling into the rat king from The Last of Us

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

"why didn't they make the movie i wanted to see" is not a valid critique imo

[Simon 🥞 @IAmSimonColton]

#GunnControlNOW

[JJ @loispilled]

“James Gunn states…”
“James Gunn reveals in recent…”
“James Gunn replies on….”

[Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema]

Doug Liman’s ‘EDGE OF TOMORROW’ sequel starring Tom Cruise is reportedly eyeing a 2026 shoot.

[Simon 🥞 @IAmSimonColton]

Absolute Harley Quinn:

[Scott Snyder @Ssnyder1835]

Absolute Batman #15.
December.

[🗡️🗡️ @femmevillain]

least favorite thing about social media and ppl in general is they seem incapable of liking or disliking things on their own. they'll go from loving something to seeing viral twts trashing it then suddenly switch up bc they're terrified of being seen as stupid by others lmao

[Simon 🥞 @IAmSimonColton]

Calling it a "tribute edition" while reanimating a dead man's voice with AI generated material stolen from his actual work to erase someone else's is insane; there's so many layers to how fucked up this is, and it's all coming from the worst kind of fanboy entitlement. Pathetic.

[nicky @THECRIMESAGA]

evil dogshit

[Petri @imPetrichor_]

@IAmSimonColton Might be the first good idea you've ever had

[Simon 🥞 @IAmSimonColton]

I'm neither a League of Legends player or fan but seeing their cinematic trailers in a cinema would be like a religious experience, they're insane. I still remember the one time I did see a CG cinematic in theatres, for Uncharted 4, and it was the coolest thing ever.

[Simon 🥞 @IAmSimonColton]

Cinematic trailers for videogames should be shown in theatres.

[Simon 🥞 @IAmSimonColton]

Seduce the local masochist by assaulting strangers til one gets hard