chellylayne

Toddler Momma, Elementary Teacher, Reality TV Addict, Grammar Nazi, and Insomniac.

[chellylayne @IAmSparta2010]

I asked my child who he wanted to invite to his 6th birthday party.

He says, “Jeff Ramsey.”
So, I’m like, who is that?
He says, “You know. The chef guy.”

LMFAO @GordonRamsay #gordonramsey #childhumor

[chellylayne @IAmSparta2010]

BANANAS
SUPERFLUOUS
LABORIOUS

@TheBasementYard @JoeSantagato

[chellylayne @IAmSparta2010]

99% sure my cat would prefer me to be dead. @EITMonline

[chellylayne @IAmSparta2010]

Can someone tell me what to bet to win this money too? 😂 @EITMonline solid gambling. Good investment. 😅

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I’m so invested in this. @EITMonline

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On the edge of my seat waiting for this new @EITMonline new promo…

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I swear the rise is absolutely due to Stranger Things. @EITMonline

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Like a lunchable! @EITMonline

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I mean, the titanic was “sink proof” too @EITMonline

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@Big_Tank_Swagg @EITMonline I wiiiiish I could find these pictures. She motorboated my head and I saw stars.

[chellylayne @IAmSparta2010]

Does Busty Hart have this condition? I went to her strip club and she hit me with her boob so hard I thought I got a concussion. @EITMonline

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Aaaaavid reader here. @EITMonline 57 in 2022

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@EITMonline jk apparently Elliot is named a dog name 😅

[chellylayne @IAmSparta2010]

What if we start naming humans dog’s names? @EITMonline

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I will forever view my pinned texts as my Top 8 on MySpace.

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It’s like a “WOO! Congratulations!” then it’s like “….but, sorry, it’s not happening.”

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@EITMonline

[chellylayne @IAmSparta2010]

Whoever does the headlines on @OfficialOPLive needs a good damn RAISE! #alldinenodash #OnPatrolLive

[chellylayne @IAmSparta2010]

I choked on pepperoni when I was a little kid— my MOM refuses to eat it now. @EITMonline

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My husband is known to dry heave over EVERYTHING. @EITMonline

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I haven’t stopped burping for the last 10 minutes. @EITMonline