Elliot Simpson

[Elliot Simpson @IAmTheElliot]

WTF @UberEats, your driver steals our food, doesn't contact us, doesn't take any pictures, and your customer service can't provide any evidence and tells us you can't issue a refund? NEVER using your app again

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Shame. On. You!

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@FunPimps Wow you guys REALLY know how to act like a$$holes! Your own team f'd up with your early access creator program but you have singled out and destroyed someone's livelihood; Someone whose content has centered around YOUR game, advertised YOUR efforts, has been paramount

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to YOUR success. Your behavior epitomizes piss poor morals and ethical behavior. Screw what's "legal," your actions are unequivocally WRONG. YOU owe the public and the creator in question an apology, and have an obligation to do BETTER as human beings going forward.

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@0TulsiGabbard2 1) he can't 2) absolutely fucking not
"No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice." - THE GOVERNING DOCUMENT OF OUR FUCKING COUNTRY

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@NintendoAmerica Great game, not worth the price. Where's NEW starfox content? Quit recycling old games with modern graphics! If the OOT remake is the same as starfox, our household will absolutely NOT be buying it!

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@NintendoAmerica if the remake for ocarina of time is just a remaster of N64 just like the release of Starfox, and NOT a modernization in the style of BOTW or TOTK, you're absolutely not getting my money to buy recycled content

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@RegalMovies y'all have lost your damn minds! A small popcorn, slurpee, and a chocolate candy for $35!? You can get a foot long at Subway for under $15! You've COMPLETELY lost touch with reality

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@briantylercohen @dpakman breaking news about our national security that ABSOLUTELY needs coverage!! https://t.co/mHefomYUOG

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@Clay4MainStreet Holy sweet jesus fucking christ... I thought MGT was bad, you're a whole new level of fucking stupid! Do you actually hear the word vomit coming out of your face hole??

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@FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP is in #theepsteinfiles. She wants to say that's defamation, I don't care, do u?

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@FmrRepMTG Maybe, instead of quitting, your dumb a$$ should have stayed in the house and VOTED FOR IT!

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@Aptiv I'm trying to submit a contact-us inquiry on your website, but the form is hanging (failing to submit) on both Chrome and Firefox

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@LauraLoomer @emilyaustin Including mentioning unity from south America, Central America, the United States of America, and Canada. But please clutch your pearls with your selective racism

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@LauraLoomer @emilyaustin In America, we don't have an official language, you dumb racist fucking cunt

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@IvanRaiklin Go fuck yourself, you fucking coward. You're nothing more than an instigator in a suit. Let's see you put on body armor and stand on the line of defense you chicken shit

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@NICKIMINAJ So Nicki is no longer about that super bass, just super fucking stupid

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@mtgreenee is a fucking chicken shit. You don't speak up against a bully or tyrant and quit! You push back! Instead she's leaving to take a government pension, a socialist policy! She's no hero, she's a coward

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You know, if @mtgreenee isn't getting anywhere with @SpeakerJohnson, she should find some colleagues and motion to vacate speaker of the house

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@RobSchneider Huh, Rob has never heard of chicken pox or the "parties" his generation hosted to spread the disease among neighborhood children...