klt stewart, suspected murder hornet

filmmaker - fx makeup artist - mommy to one (1) potato - honestly i might actually be a spaghetti noodle idk -

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

in other news I just today for the first time put together that ICYMI stands for “in case you missed it” so yes I have been super productive in quarantine

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

if you’re feeling stressed out, maybe take a nap to change your mood? then when you wake up you can still feel stressed but also groggy and weird like time isn’t real, which is a very different and much worse feeling

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

no child has ever said that juice is too sugary tf

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

2021 Twitter is either “BREAKING: US government fully collapses” or “BREAKING: I’ve noticed that my cat farts sometimes” and there’s rarely any in between

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

@BacklineNurse Macavity. Or Macavitina if you prefer. https://t.co/MfPPwbGcFv

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

y’all clearly could have been arresting or at the very least monitoring these ass clowns the whole time but nah I guess?

[Bug Mane @Bugmane]

Covfefe was Matthew mcconaughey in the tesseract trying to tweet Covid thru Trumps hand

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

yes

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

avengers: endgame

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

name a movie that sucks, just fucking sucks and FEELS like it fucking sucks

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

Alcoholism is watching gay porn.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Let's take a moment to appreciate that we're waiting to find out if the winner of the election is going to win the election.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

fuck it. letting the t. rex out

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A scarecrow floats past you. A little boy says: "That scarecrow will kill us all."

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

my favorite annoying thing about NYers is that they consider themselves unattainably worldly and knowledgeable but they don’t think any place other than NY and LA actually exists in America

[concepts bot @conceptsbot]

you could also sing a song about a lonely world and be happy

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

lmao y’all really thought the administration that has been unapologetically fascist from the get go was gonna stop being fascist when it got TOO fascist 😂😂 i can’t

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

ok but how certain are we that trumps adult children aren’t androids

[klt stewart, suspected murder hornet @IAmTheKLT]

@maidodishonor ❤️❤️❤️

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A polyamorous Turkish gas station attendant owns a tiny crystal that lets him see, hear, smell, touch and taste hipster beards.