Thomas

I was in the semi-final of Young Comedian of the Year 2011.

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

@corakeen 💪💪💪

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

My new startup is disrupting the "communication between bus drivers and passengers at Ocean Terminal" sector, so that you don't have to run back and forth across the street 40 times in your gym kit in the pissing rain.

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

Just watched @copcarworkshop and in not sure if it was serious or satirical 😂 Were they making fun of the police?

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

Just watched @BabyDriverMovie for the first time. I love @edgarwright.

[🔥✨THE VAN T ‘ S✨🔥 @The_VanTs]

WOW. Thank you @foofighters For the best gig of our life’s. 🖤🖤
What an amazing experience. THANK YOU TO everyone for coming down so early to see us. REALLY blown away at how lovely you all are!!
🖤🖤
Getting the big man Into the Scottish ways 🖤

Class @smmrsessions AHHHHHHH

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

My big sister 🙌🙌🙌

[Robert Forrester @vertumotorsCEO]

Great to see one of our female technicians in action ⁦@MacklinMotors⁩ #Paisley #Peugeot Fiona is training to be a diagnostic technician ⁦@JuliaHMuir⁩

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

#NewProfilePic

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

"My dog loves to play, but I'm looking for something more serious."
- @eHarmony ad.

I'm sorry what.

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

@pewdiepie A video of you reading the comments on this tweet?

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

@pewdiepie YLYL pls.

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

@TwitchSupport Hey I received an email this morning that someone from India has successfully logged into my account from [email protected]. When I click on the link in the email to change my password the app won't open, is there an issue?

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Andrew Parfery @AndrewParfery1]

@IAmTomoblob @Caresourcer Great people can do great things 👊

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

My favourite thing about working at @Caresourcer is the autonomy. Despite being early on in my career, I feel as able as any of my colleagues to make an impact by making my voice heard and pursuing tasks I believe will help us achieve our goals!

#ThisIsImpact19

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

@AdamClery Best of luck with the show!

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

@LornaHiggins Wanna come over for a quiche party? 😂😂

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

I was supposed to buy 20 spring onions for this week, I bought 20 packs 😭😭 We have 120 spring onions in the fridge 😭😭

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

@bbcthesocial @JordanMiddler Not sure if I missed the joke... But surely Lapras was called Ness after the Lochness Monster?

[Thomas @IAmTomoblob]

Come join the awesome team at @Caresourcer! If you have any questions about the role or life at Care Sourcer please get in touch! 😊

[Care Sourcer @Caresourcer]

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