Will

as humble as I am handsome

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

Their new girlfriend is women.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

They said the rich would leave the US if we raised taxes on them. It turns out if you cut taxes, give tax breaks and let them exploit as many workers as possible they will actually just leave anyway!

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

lmao
>irrevocably fucks up the us political system
>leaves

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

"So you're a software company"
"That's right Dave"
"and you spent $500 million on AI tokens in a month?"
"Yep"
"and you're using AI to...replace employees?"
"that's right"
"that's more than your entire annual SG&A, isn't it?"
"uhuh."

[Val for Nevada 🌹🇵🇸 @ValforNevada]

Imagine you eat nothing but american cheese on toast for a year straight and then your landlord just raises the rent by $300 anyways

[Will @IAtoadaso]

@foxnewspolitics Some hard hitting journalism right here. The US is collapsing and you're stalking a twitch streamer

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

in the looksmaxxing justice system, mog based offenses are considered especially heinous

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[R @shibadad8]

If the Democratic Party was anything close to Zohran, we would be in for generational change in this country.

[Eric Woods @EricWoods]

This map disenfranchises hundreds of thousands of KC residents by forcing us into districts with counties hundreds of miles away that we have nothing in common with. All to prop up a GOP and a President who started a pointless war and spiked inflation and gas prices. Shameful.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

There’s going to be a lot of pressure on Haley Stevens to drop out of the race, which is typical of the Bernie Bro left that always wants to see women fail. Personally, I would feel betrayed as a woman if she doesn’t hang in there and see this thing through.

[Hasanabi productions (meme account) @HasanabiProd]

Fox News mentioned Hasan Piker and his whiteboard last night💀

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

tapping the sign...

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Never gets built. A project this size will take - entirely theoretical as nobody has ever come close - five to ten years, if it’s even possible. Mr. Dogshit hasn’t got the cash or the faith

[‏ً @itsnwts]

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they’ve treated women? wow

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

The worlds richest man posts like a low IQ frat boy rapist