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BREAKING: Irfan Safvi (-2500) officially finishes with 66 hot dogs + Buns to win his 18th title in his last 19 contests. 🌭
#GLIZZYGOAT #OffSZN #BambooBobaCEO

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SPOTTED: Tareq Elhaj and Osman Iftekhar announcing PYP’s return to IBL for the 2026 Fall Season. #SayNoToOzempic #NaturalWeightLoss #SubOptimalFitness

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SPOTTED: IBL legend Farhan Khalique seen at Holy Buckets disguising himself as a women. Caught going into the women’s washroom he was heard asking, “can I still get free food on Mother’s Day?”

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BREAKING: Subhan baig once again proving why he’s one of the dirtiest players in the Chicagoland area. #flagrantFirstTeam #TC #ThatsMyBrother

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Breaking: IBL's All-Flagrant First team.
Congratulations to this year's five winners. Throughout this past season you have proven that you will do quite literally anything to win a game of basketball.
Subhan Baig
Sheryar Siddiqui
Ahmed Hussain
Mohsin Safvi
Abraham Dhorajiwala

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BREAKING: IBL was forced to cancel today’s game due to unseen circumstances. The IBL referee association has unexpectedly decided to strike. As a result, IBL has decided to hire Ali Ahsan and Maaz Raheem as interim refs for the foreseeable future.

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BREAKING: 2 weeks after joining Optimo Fit, Greenlight’s Hasan Ramzanali dropped 61 pts on 61 shots! Sources say he was seen eating a Dunkin’ Donuts double chocolate long john at halftime. #BuildingHabits #ChangeThatLasts

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BREAKING: Bench Mob’s Abrar khan celebrating in the locker room after his historic night. As his 13th three went in, fans could hear Straight Path saying “why are you doing this to us?”

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Is Azfar’s move to Vengeance worse than KD to Warriors after losing to Vengeance in the Playoffs?

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SPOTTED: @ShamsCharania being berated by 5 Pillars' Azfar Andhi for his lackluster defense while getting ready for the 2026 NBA All-star Celebrity game. #PillarCulture #PillarPower #WTFSHAMS

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SPOTTED: Live Look at Vengeance Captain Fouad Khan celebrating the teams IBL championship while in India.

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Ahmed Hussain of Vengeance has been suspended for the rest of Playoffs and 2 games next season for telling Zane Rizvi and Ali Zaidi Shias are Non-Muslim. When asked about his suspension, he simply said: “But but he called me a Bitch”

Ahmed is expected to appeal.

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Ali Zaidi from 5 Pillars will be suspended for the remainder of the playoffs for being called a Non-Muslim.

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Jummah Mubarak! IBL’s reigning sixth man of the year, Zubair Adil, spotted skipping Jummah to participate in illicit activities with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders

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BREAKING: PYP, one of Chicago’s Elite organizations, has officially decided to join IBL. Seeing Turk’s miraculous weight loss, Osman Iftekhar has decided it’s finally time to add an IBL championship to PYP’s list of accomplishments. #CoachO #TurkOnOzempic

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SPOTTED: Azfar Andhi seen entering the IFS gym for mo ball. The 5 Pillars had been looking to defend their IBL title, but when they needed him most, he vanished. Now in CMBL, after many losses Abdullah Alzamli's dream comes true, Azfar Andhi has returned to save the Pillars

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BREAKING: Former IBL board member Suhaib Ahmed, A.K.A. Tupac, has released a statement outraged at the current state of the league after 2 players have come out of the closet. “Back in my day we wouldn’t let this shit fly, we was some thugs, some real men” #PrideinIslam

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

After seeing Suhaib Ahmed of Greenlight come out of the closet, 5 Pillars’ ⚓️ Ali Zaidi has decided to do the same!

It truly is PRIDE Month. This offseason has truly been a rollercoaster!

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BREAKING: Greenlight’s Suhaib has gone public with his transition. #nofilter #noAi #WomenInMaleFields

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I’m baaaaack

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SPOTTED: Reigning 6th man of the year, @dominance786, seen vigorously working out last night as he prepares for the 2025 Fall Season. #3RosterSpots